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Gay Monkey

I guess monkeys can like it in the ass too.  This monkey sure does!

gay monkey

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just because the monkey takes it in the ass does not mean that it is gay. just saying.  

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CaptainStagnetti
United States CaptainStagnetti

Proof that God is a racist

Racist comments start...NOW

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LolzProblem
United States LolzProblem

And here we see a picture of Dude from Us in his natural habitat enjoying a hobby he does 12 times a day XD

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HandsomeDevil
United States HandsomeDevil

i think that this is micheal jackson's chimpanzee 'bubbles.'  this is just how the little guy likes to remember the good ol' days. xDDDDDDD

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Ahem.

Orangutans are apes, not monkeys.

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Can't wait for the "gay nigger" jokes hope you guys can come up with something funny.

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Erg.. I can't phucking sleep. It's 2:30 in the AM and this is the best I've got to look at?

..Ever consider that orangutans have it the worst? Not only are they identical to black people... They're ALSO ginger. NOBODY likes them!

Sorry ladies and fellas, that's the best I've got *yawn* I'm pissed off I can't sleep. And it's a shitty post. Fuck.

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Don't think I really need to say anything about this, the picture says enough...



( This is the reason black women have giant, blown out roast beef pussies, and love massive cocks so much. It's in their DNA. Cave niggeress used low growing tree limbs for dildo's, because most of them preferred fucking trees to nasty niggers, which caused most black men to turn gay, or 'on the dl' if they're in the closet. Because of this men over there started performing circumcision on women, because they got sand in their bitch boy ass/pussies because women would rather fuck trees... and so would I. Nasty blurple lumpy nigger dick...gross),


Couldn't help myself, lmao. I have racial tourettes...but I don't really mind. =)  

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Also, he probably has splinters in his ass...o_O

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It seems this homie is having a real moment of life.

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Oh wow, he is taking on one mega dildo up that ass. I wonder if he lubricated it.

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Believe it or not this is the lady from the ass cum fart vid. she just didn't shave for a couple of days here

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Shoped? Any serious biologist will tell you the natural way of living things is NOT to be straight and monogamous. Best argument for serious christians - god mad every animal, most of them are gay sometimes and don't marry for life, watch their brain melt.

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I wonder if he is enjoying it?    This just proves mother nature is out to fuck us over.. Literally!!!!!!

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don't judge, monkeys get horny too.

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SaintSilver
United Kingdom SaintSilver

I cant wait for the U.N. to announce that we are allowed to Lynch Neo-Nazis... PLZ U.N.!!!

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SaintSilver
United Kingdom SaintSilver

Lo and behold the Incredible Folk-hater Cumquat has made a racist remark.

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It could be a female ape taking it up the ass...Anyway this must the photoshopped, cause it looks suspect.

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I like pie Smile

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maybe its just a monster shit and a not a dildo but it is a monkey so maybe its just a cucumber because he couldn't fit the watermelon in his ass when he stold it  

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Kimchee Fart
Kimchee Fart

eBaums world has this pic in high resolution. I don't think it's shopped. And yes, it might have splinters.

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Where the phuck did Ellio go?

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Maybe its not going in, but coming out...

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A monkey with a big phucking piece of wood up its ass?
nice.

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FUCK DIRTY NIGGERS
United States FUCK DIRTY NIGGERS

Mrs Phucked- I love you. Please fuck me.

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FUCK DIRTY NIGGERS
United States FUCK DIRTY NIGGERS

And this photo is shopped for sure... stupid... Mr. Phucked- I am disappointed in you again... I submitted a pic... now that shit is phucked and needs to be posted...

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Dark Empress
United States Dark Empress

Don't feel bad FDN...I submitted a phucked up video a couple months back and it never made it on.  Perhaps because it was too phucked up, or perhaps because many people have already seen it; albeit, not on this site.  I've checked to make sure it was never posted here...**sigh**  Back to BestGore I go.

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SaintSilver
United Kingdom SaintSilver

@Kimchee Fart

Deffo not shopped. nice find!

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hello every one

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it looks like somehing metal actually and tell me why at the bottom left corner it looks like someone shoving that pipe up his ass?!

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Yep thats how I feel every payday, every time I have to go to bridal shower for A GUY, when I fill up on gas, when I buy food, when I take a girl out, when I get guilt tripped into doing something "nice", when I go out of my way to make a sale and it falls through, when I save my company 100's of thousands dollars, 14 years of have car insurance with no accidents and my rate goes up when a FUCKING DEER hits my car that I didn't even get to eat, when I go to the zoo and cool shit like this isn't happening, dating websites that have nothing but Christians and fat chicks and tell me I have to change my profile because I can't say "NO FAT CHICKS".

The lease they could do is kiss me first, because I like to get kissed before I get FUCKED!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KqqRPvM_Sw



Hi Mary

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Gauntlets The Fighter
United States Gauntlets The Fighter

Yeah... Dat has 2 b a shop...  I doubt somethin' like dat's even possible wit chimps...

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DoggalyWoggaly
DoggalyWoggaly

Anyone notice that that CumQuat guy looks alot like the girl in the 2 Girls 1 Cup advertisement in the Favorite posts Sidebar?

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CaptainStagnetti
United States CaptainStagnetti

So far, Mary has been the most reasonable person on this website

Anyone else notice @Gauntlets looks like the guy from What What (In the Butt)

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thats mr phucked.

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Gheorghe Andrei Victor
Caribbean Gheorghe Andrei Victor

Gauntlets the nigger doing his favourite activity ! BURN IN HELL NIGGER SCUMMMM ! SCOURGE OF HUMANITY AND BRINGERS OF THE PLAGUE THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE YOU MISERABLE BLACKS !!!! *spits in a nigger's eye*

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@Gheorghe Andrei Victor Awww someone is mentally retarded don't worry karma will get to ya and your hate filled mind Laughing but in the mean time get a reality check and please learn to control your little outrages Thanks Laughing

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@Erica: take a look at the high definition shot Kimchee posted.  Definitely a piece of wood.  (Scuse me: a phucking LOG!)

media.ebaumsworld.com/.../816405.jpg

@Gauntlets: I don't know, man  That looks pretty phucking real to me . . . can't see any telltale signs of photo editing in there.

And in general: holy shit that looks painful . . . how the phuck did he get that up there without the zoo employees rushing in there to prevent him from hurting himself?!

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beansisstupidlenusa
beansisstupidlenusa

Alot of the pictures you people have posted up as your avatars if its really you, it makes me want to beat your face in with a baseball bat, you people are some ugly mother fuckers.

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Gheorghe Andrei Victor
Caribbean Gheorghe Andrei Victor

Lolzproblem you piece of tri-colored shit ! I am not surprised you feel offended when i'm cursing the black society ! SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL HAVE THAT ORANGUTAN CREAMPIE YOUR ASS !

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@Gheorghe Andrei Victor You mean like the time it happened with your mother and because she wasn't on birth control that's when they had you their little accident Laughing What a touching story. ;D

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Gheorghe Andrei Victor
Caribbean Gheorghe Andrei Victor

Lolzproblem you really need to get your ass creampied by that ape, after all its one of your distant relatives ! All of your family is nothing but multi-colored shit, SCOURGES OF HUMANITY THATS WHAT YOU ARE ! So go suck that orangutan's anus ! _|_

P.S. ! You can take your family too !
P.S.S ! BURN IN THE DEPTHS OF HELL WITH THE REST OF THE MISERABLE BLACKS!

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@Gheorghe Andrei Victor LOLZ To be fair we are all related to primates because they are passed by distant ancestors so that means you are also related to it. Laughing second All blacks don't go to hell for you see it all depends on weither you sin or stay pure in soul. fortunatly because of your hatefilled shit of a body you'll have a special place in hell. So hopefully you'll get put in jail for hate crimes you'll commit in the future and hopefully Karma will get you so you will be raped by a black guy and the bittersweet irony will bite you in the ass (but most likely rape you in the ass) and you'll think back at this.
Sincerly LOLZPROBLEM Laughing P.s Don't worry your mum already ate out your fathers asshole enough as it is XD




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Gheorghe Andrei Victor
Caribbean Gheorghe Andrei Victor

Sorry Lolzproblem , I can't hear you over the slurping sounds you make sucking that ape's cock. Please get the penis out of your mouth and talk clearly !

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Gheorghe Andrei Victor
Caribbean Gheorghe Andrei Victor

P.S. LOLZPROBLEM , Do us all a favor, and please shut that gaping, tartar-encrusted penis receptacle that you call a mouth; you are a puss-filled cyst in the colon of society. ;)

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SaintSilver
United Kingdom SaintSilver

@Gheorghe Andrei Victor

What the fuck is ur problem? You get insulted waaay to easily! In all fairness Lolzproblem can take an insult unlike you. If she is a cyst in the colon of society, are you the rotting feces?

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Gheorghe Andrei Victor
Caribbean Gheorghe Andrei Victor

Another nigger lover taking her side ? Don't make me get started with you too puss-face !

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Gauntlets The Fighter
United States Gauntlets The Fighter

@Gheorghe Andrei Victor
Da internet protects u.  U sit in da comfort of ur own home talkin' shit.  Dat's y u don't have a photo of urself 2 replace ur gravatar.

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1 Monkey 1 Log

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Nice post. Thank you for taking the time to publish this information very useful! I�m still waiting for some interesting thoughts from your side in your next post thanks.

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