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Got My Girlfriend To Model For My Car

Got My Girlfriend To Model For My Car First let me say, THIS IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND.

These pictures are from a bodybuilding forum site where a guy called "GPX" proudly shows off his car and his girlfriend.
The comments on there are really pretty funny, but let's just say most do not think she is cute!

 

Perhaps they met when he ran over her head?  It would explain her face...

Click the images below for the FULL FACE SHOT!

Got My Girlfriend To Model For My Car Got My Girlfriend To Model For My Car Got My Girlfriend To Model For My Car
Got My Girlfriend To Model For My Car Got My Girlfriend To Model For My Car Got My Girlfriend To Model For My Car

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The forum made my day Laughing

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That thing is a travesty against the human race.

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"I had a nice meal in front of me to eat.... and now... i am no longer hungry. You son of a bitch"

xD

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You know...I just can't find anything appearling about her face. It's so phucked up. I mean, damn.  I suppose the prophecies of the anti-boner were true. And here it is, in all it's darkness.

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Ive seen paperbag version of these photos

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Holy cow! Shitty girlfriend and car... why did he even wanna take those god damn photos!

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anybody remember the very first episode of reno 911 when Garcia referred to Trudy as a "three bagger: a bag for you, a bag for her, and a bag for anyone, god forbid, they be peeking in the window" This is the best thing I've seen thus far in fulfilling that description. I've seen my share of ugly but this is fucked

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You all are fucking shallow if you can't get past the only obvious defect; her eyes. Maybe a nice personality and a good body isn't enough for all you shallow fuckers?

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Ms.Colombia
United States Ms.Colombia

whatttt theeee fuckkkkkk

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Ms.Colombia
United States Ms.Colombia

holy helll

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Omg she is so not eva cumin back 2 my place imagine wakin up wit her on ur arm i think i would chew through my arm just so i didnt wake it up..... ohh an by the way Yos we r so not shallow we just no wat looks good nd wat doesnt u r really deperate if u like that... wat do u say Mr. Phucked????

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ohh by the way im a chick

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Skinny Buddha
United States Skinny Buddha

And to think, the car was bad too!

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kc_xoxo, I'm sorry that this reply came a little late, but I was having trouble reading your reply.

If all you care about in a woman is "what looks good" then I'll pray for you, for you've really hit the deep end. I'll have you know I'm happily married and am probably a lot older than you, and I really know what true beauty is. She can't help the way she was born, and just because one of her eyes is a little lop-sided and she's not the best with eye make-up does not mean she's ugly. It's a human defect that should be expected from all of us and I should hope you, of all people, who share the same gender with the woman would understand. You, ma'am, are the shallow fucker I described earlier.

And crying out to Mr. Phucked to back you up and make you look good won't help you.

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Yos, your assumption that all of us men are shallow because we dig chicks with nice looks is a stereotype which I, as a male, reject. But I readily admit that I may be speaking for myself only on this particular matter.

To clarify my position, no I don't judge a girl by looks alone. Truth be told, I don't know who this person is, or what she's like in real life. She may be really cool. In which case, kudos for her. However, even if she was really cool, I wouldn't be more than friends with her the same way that I wouldn't be more than friends with someone like Pamela Anderson. There's no telling what would happen to the genitals in both cases. I do have a strong sense of self preservation and propogation after all.

That said, looks do play an important part in the mating ritual and nobody can deny that. It is a force of nature that compells members of both genders to find someone of the opposite sex that is, at the very least, not unappealing to the eyes. In both cases, personality AND looks can each individually triumph over the shortcomings of the other trait.

I, for one, prefer personality over looks. But if I can find both in equal amounts in one package...yeah, I'll take that.

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what the hell is that thing?

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that has got to be the hottest girl i have ever seen modeling for that priceless car...wow that guy really has great taste in women and if she took a dump on that car that would ber really sexy too i would sell that on ebay oh yea. and i bet that guy rides that chick more than that car so he should save money on insurance by switching to geico and they can help pimp her out. I wish I had a girl like that seriously

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all i have to say is ive been with worse. yeah, she is ugly. maybe if her hair was longer, less eye liner, a different color eyeliner, collagen, and slightly thicker eyebrows, bigger tits, and forbid her to smile, she might be a 3

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i would fuck her from behind.her body wasnt bad

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she looks like the predator when he takes his mask off

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My comment on Miss Colombia Ay mamacita estas bien rica chiquita me cay que contigo me voy a la luna.... IM NOT MAKING A COMENT ON THAT BICTH ON THAT RIDICULOUS BUT I AM ABOUT MS COLOMBIA....

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This is NOT from some fag body building site. It is from KCSR. Stop taking credit, faggots.

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Uh... Those pictures are from www.kcsr.org. Some dude hired a prof. model to take pictures with his car. We all made fun of him.

Bodybuilding site is jacking our shit, not cool.

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stop all the bullshit. this girl has a very unique look.  and the look is totally hot.  very sexy. i saved pics.  i have also been masterbating while looking at them. i am not even surfing anymore tonight because i have found the women who deserves my cyber seed. i had to pull immediatly once i saw the pics.  i love the one where it is full body with heels.  she looks like a very hot indian ladyboy. i seemed to notice what looks like a little bulge in her bikini bottom. if this girl is really a ladyboy then all i can say is i hope she breaks up with her boyfriend.  i she was single i would love to have an oppertunity.  i am in love

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I don't think anyone here has thought of the obvious.......she could be the most amazing sexual partner he's ever had  (ugly chicks DO tend to work harder in the sack) and when a guy finds a woman who will do stuff no other woman would do for him he may ride that out for awhile (no pun intended)....just a thought

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vinkredible
New Zealand vinkredible

rofl. sentiments aside, theres no denying the fact that SHE is quite...err.... de-appetizing, if that be a word.

and in that full body pic, i spy with my lil eye, a bulge in her briefs....yeeeeeh

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Inverted penis, inverted penis!

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same again as the married ugly woman pictures your all shallow and only take the piss to make yourselfs feels better? and if your all so good looking why hide behind a cartoon gravatar and not show your real face hmmm?? its her eye make up that makes her eyes wierd.im so sure your all so much 'hotter' LOL!

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Huh... Bobby Lee lost some weight.... xD

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Oh come on guys!!! Cut her some slack!!! I am a girl and I took a good look at her.  It's the makeup, well, and maybe her grill too but if she would just tone it down in that area with her eyes, she may be more presentable. New hair would be good too. OH, and a tan. It looks like she tried to hard to "be sexy" in the pic and didn't quite pull it off.

She is probably a really sweet girl, you know, for a gang members girlfriend.  One thing I do know, she really needs to eat a couple or three sandwiches.  She is too skinny.  Ugly girls need love too!!!

t~

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...bagsy, I spotted "her" adams apple....

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I'd hit it. I mean look at those curves. That grill. The color tone! and I would probably phuck the girl too.

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SHe is not a girl, and I found out about his real English name translated - YOSHIMITSU.

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dosent look bad from afar but damn dont get close

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i would let that girl get near a camera.....or my fucking car!

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i wouldnt let that girl get near a camera...or my fucking car!

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THAT IS BY FAR THE UGLIEST BITCH IVE SEEN IN ALL MY YEARS UGGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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In all your years? You haven't looked in the mirror in years?

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she is certainly unique looking - would be interesting to see what she looks like when not smiling ... whilst looking really pasty ... with a bad haircut ... and bad makeup

not keen on the car either

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allen boland
United Kingdom allen boland

jj i see that to it is her

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nothing a good dentist, plastic surgeon and stylist couldn't sort out

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For all you ignorant asses leaving rude comments.. you clearly didn't take a good look at her face in the picture.. she has cleft lip/palate (that has been fixed with surgery.. you can see the pink scar from her nose to lip) and picking on her is like making fun of a Down Syndrome kid.

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I think her makeup job just sucks but if that's what her eye really looks like she should squint her other eye a little to make them even

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dude proboply made her do that by runnin over her fucked up face

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