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Some weird ass Muslin thing it looks like.  He won't be giving a high five anytime soon...

High Five and a severed hand
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I gotta "hand" it to ya thats pretty phucked up Tong

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Nigger from USA
United States Nigger from USA

LolZpronlem!!!ur so hot

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swiper, no swiping

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Really lolz I'M a hick? hahah And what does that make you? a 'surgical technician'?

I bet if you saw me you would think otherwise,Bitch.

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Don't ask me what the hell is going on here because I have no idea

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Hey, I have the same knife in Assassin Creed: RevelationsSmile))) But why the nigger shows this arabic bible? Hands can't read

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Poor guy, that was his right hand. I bet Smitty could be his "right hand man" :3

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He was a thief. In some Middle Eastern countries they cut off a persons right hand when they are caught stealing. This is because they use their left hand to 'clean' after defecating, and the right hand is used for shaking hands etc. Therefore a person without their right hand is considered unclean and won't be able to partake in day to day interactions with others.

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go study some more Mat, most of what u said is wrong.  thos is shariah law that some people follow which is just wrong.  Im muslim and i dont follow that crappy shariah law.

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@ Ozzy - Don't have to follow crap when it's with you all the time... on your left hand!

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@Mat I understand what your'e saying but wouldn't he be 'unclean' if they chopped his LEFT hand off, the wiping hand? I think a person without their right hand would be considered a thief!

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Arsonist there is nothing special about being a scrub I only make 85,000$ a year so don't talk shit about what I do when you can't even tell us what you do and if your so confident about your look then put up your Fucking picture instead of hiding behind a crudely drawn picture. :3

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Dude from US
United States Dude from US

I am Lolzproblemed the fuck out. She has no life, that lezbo, nigger/jap bitch is on here 24/7 and talking shit all the time. 85K is allot of money? Maybe to a nigger.

Anyway, about the pic, of coarse its a fucking thief, its a niggers hand!! Wake the fuck up.

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@ Doofys
Aww did I hurt your wittle feewings because I don't wike you awww poor baby AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Ahhh your such a bitch besides I never said it's allot of money it's not.
But it sure in the hell is more than you will ever make >:3

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Vodkainjected
Australia Vodkainjected

This was tagged as 'accident'.. seriously?

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Dude from US
United States Dude from US

Lolzproblem , you are just the authority on life. We all know your daddy tapped that ass growing up, that's why you hate men and fuck chicks. Don't get me wrong, chicks rule, but you don't have to be an angry cunt 24/7. I will tap that angry ass and you can call me daddy, just like old times. You need my nice warm cream pie hoe.

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What happened to me being a bitch, Bitch? I don't hate men I only hate people like you. I can act as bitchy as I want And my dad died when I was seven so yeah go fuck yourself. Besides I wouldn't touch you with the barrel of my .357 revolver I'd  like to shot your Fugly face from a far without you even knowing it with a  .308 rifle first a shot in the leg then while your on your knees a shot in both shoulders and then as your begging for forgiveness a final blow right through your fucking ugly ass face.
K thanks bai

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Dude from US
United States Dude from US

Lolzproblem , After your dad died of crack, then surely your new dads and yes plural from the hood must have fucked you. And "cool story sis" about the long distance shooting. Go shove your strap on up your rice cake jiggy ass

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Lolz can suck cock like the most expensive whore in Bangkok - her daddy taught her well.

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Aww! Dude from US still hasn't gotten over his crush on lolzproblem. Seriously, dude, the 'treat em mean keep em keen' thing isn't working, and nor will anything else you try. I think she's made it perfectly clear she does not find you secksy! And I can see why, you are a total asshole. Honestly, guys like you make even ME question why I'm straight. Well, until I remember that some guys out there aren's recist, sexist fucks.

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Racist*

Thought I'd correct me before you did...

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85k  is really nothing to brag about..just saying

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Dude from US
United States Dude from US

Ellio4u I agree, this cunt talks shit like 85K is something, but for a nigger to make that legally, is balling

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Dude from US
United States Dude from US

Oh and Meeka, suck my deeka

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AWWW! Dude from US... You made a rhyme! Who's a clever boy now...  It's just so utterly adorable how you think you're being all witty and brilliant by 'rhyming' my name.

I assume that this: http://www.hknet.org.nz/ATT000191.jpg  is an accurate interpretation of you...

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Dude from US
United States Dude from US

Meeka, your comeback was weeka.You make me seeka and I will tap that dirty ass of yours and make it leeka (with my cream pie) Once again, suck my deeka meeka

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Wow, just.. fail. I have heard pretty much all of that in some form or another in my life, so methinks YOU are the one who needs to get some new insults instead of relying on cliches and idiotic rhymes. Meh, I could probably do better with my own comebacks. I'll up my game if you will...

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Does this dumbass Doofus know how to read I said I know 85k isn't allot you but my wife makes 164k so Combine both our salarys and suck it dumbshits and who the fuck invited mister fuckin ree get the fuck out.

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Also my mother lived as a widow and died twelve years later so Please go fuck your self God only knows why your miserable Dude from us wannabe self is still alive. I need a drink of Sake now.

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Dude from US
United States Dude from US

I am sincerely sorry if you lost both parents. All bullshit aside and I know you will come back at me hard and callused, but its OK. Nice tits

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No I will not be with you



ever

never ever


ever If I had a choice I would be with lindsay :3

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I don't know, $85,000 for being in your 20's is pretty good. Certainly better than Doofus or arsonist ever could make.

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Arsonist
I kinda want to fuck you. Just to see what its like...

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Lolzproblem, I knew you were going to say that. Your so predictable, but sorry your outa luck I come on this site on my mobile phone and I don't know how to post a pic

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@ Amber it's like heaven if you've ever been there.  You could ask Lolzproblem but she probably wouldn't remember as she was knocked unconscious when I gave it to her in her ass.

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Gauntlets Twin
United States Gauntlets Twin

I tookdid dis pic. Dat nigga put his hand in my bucket of chicken, you dont fuck wit another niggas chicken.
Dat book is da colonels secret recipe, I copped dat shit. I thinks dis lolzproblem be fuckable.

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Haha airforceRA you little rascal.

Your right though I wont deny it

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Well at least you're being honest

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Actually if I was concious to be fucked by arsonist Thank god it's never going to happen I'm pretty sure it would feel like a babys pinky finger trying to actually penitrate the vagina It's seems pretty sad really >:3

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@ Arsonist I knew YOU would say that if I said that that's why I said that so you'd say that so I could say this after you said that about me saying that on that subject that was being talked about that.It's easy to post a picture unless your a dumbass like yourself then it's very complicated unless your just so sad and poor you can't even afford a computer by which we probably all understand Mentally challenged people don't make much of a salary. XP

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$85k is also great for a job requiring only 2 years of school and with an average salary range of 30-55k!

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Kimchee Fart
Kimchee Fart

OMG it's the Thing from Adams family. Never knew he was a Muslim.

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@ Ozzy - How is what I said crap? Just because you don't follow this custom doesn't mean it isn't practised. That would be like a Christian saying there aren't extreme Catholics who persecute homosexuals, herp derp I think you dropped your logic.

@ - Tiger If they cut off the right hand they have to use their left for shaking, handing over money, etc. Others wouldn't want to touch their left hand, make sense? But if they cut off the left, then they could still use their right for everything. It's kind of symbolic to cut off the right hand of a thief.

www.hraicjk.org/thievery_and_prophet_muhammad.html

Evidence of this practice from the 90's

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Allan Akbar said to do it so they did it.

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I'd just say as a woman (and I feel the guys should be the breadwinners) But 85k is fuckin amazing. Woman make $.75 to the dollar of a guy and to pull that kinda cash shows her independent and awesome. You go Lolz!

With the way our country is going 85k is like fucking rich, esp on a combined salary. Yeah good hunk o' change. Smile *strokes lolz epeen*

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I actually just laughed at gauntlet. Stereotypes are so, so wonderful. I just moved to Savannah, & I SWEAR I saw you at one of the carwashes in the Ghetto over by Tybee.
Arsonist, why don't you leave lolz alone. I thought you loved me now that we've had sex??
;,(

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@ Lindsay Thank you for those kind words of support :3

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I dont know what everyone is getting worked up about. No doubt Lolzproblem is a 45yo guy with no dick and nothing better to do so just drop it.

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All i know is that if dude from US does not stop fucking saying nigger i will personally give him my address so he can come over and ill treat him like the little bitch he is. The faggot can get stompped the fuck out and ill have all these "niggers" over here drowned ur pathetic ass in spit piss and shit. for the record...if the fucking retard couldnt tell by my name, im white. But racist bitches like this fuck is what causes most problems. and at the end of the day, honestly he probably just a lonly guy sittin in his moms basment tlking about more money than he'll see in 5 years. even if he sells his ass to his father. but even then his dad got standerds

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stupid fucking muslims

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That fucking dagger gives me a boner.

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The man with the Quran is pointing out where in the Quran it says
"do not steal". And as you can see he did not listen.

@lolzProblem just stop commenting and these losers will stop making fun of you, because only lossers with no life make fun of a girl on the Internet behind a screen!

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I guess it depends on where you live because tmobile works great where I live I am still gonna get a verizon phone tho... lol

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