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Horse Giving Birth

After all the horse death recently, such as Let's Go Hunting and the Horse Disemboweled By Bull video Awwww, a birth...

Horse Giving Birth 1
Horse Giving Birth 2

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HandsomeDevil
United States HandsomeDevil

mr.phucked seems to be exhibiting an unhealthy obsession with horses as of late.  i'm beginning to understand why he refers to himself as mr.phucked.Lol  

...and i'm quite sure there are other phuckers among us who might be getting turned by all this horse shit too- james, i'm looking at you...Lmao xP

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This isn't that phucked, I've seen this stuff in elementary school, and there have been too many horses lately

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This isn't a horse, it's a cow.  

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mr,phucked cant tell the difference between men and woman or horses and cows. theres a new invention,,,EYEGLASSES.

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Damn Cowboy, you beat me to it. It is a cow giving birth. The chains remind me of Hellraiser http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nkx3pd5ULJs

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lol this is pretty nasty...talk about a gaping vag.

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Yep, that thar done be beef.

Wonder why they're bothering to help it... Makes me think of tending to newborn cows as a kid; one cow giving birth - a breed that often has wide heads - had a calf that got stuck on its way out, with the head still inside. The mother starting running around, snapping the calfs' neck. So there was a cow running around the field with a dead calf flopping around. Funny.

Same day i saw a cow clear a 6-foot fence with only a few steps headstart. Who knew?

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I don't remember chains at my birth, guess I'm not REALLY a horse ;)

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BEHOLD THE BIRTH OF TINY DICK SMITTY!!!

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IT'S A FUCKING COW MR U PHUCKED UP

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dystocia in a cow

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Im pretty sure this is not a freaking horse seeing how it has hooves and a fleshy tail.

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Mistaking men with women, now a horse with a cow.
Mr. Phucked.. u need glasses? O_O

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Dude From US
United States Dude From US

Horse or Cow, who gives a fuck. It is a cow, if you look closely, it looks like Marys big, puffy, dirty pussy spitting out one of James' trashy kids.
Calm down handsome devil, he was there to help with the delivery and was stretching that already dirty stretched out snatch open a bit aggressively. Please, punch her in the cunt once you get James' baby out of there. Dirty rednecks. Oh and here comes the "I own you" James, that is a super weak and gay comeback. I used that shit in the 70's you dumb fuck

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Of coarse leave it to mister phucked to get the species of an animal wrong lol.

And to Lolzprob.. Thanks for furthering my fantasy, all I have to do is copy and paste your slutty face to that picture Smile

Actually babyy, THIS is more like it..

documentingreality.com/forum/attachments/f10/94972d1254047390-skull-fucked-sick-shit-skullfucked.jpg

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You bitch please

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Looks like Lolz's nasty, smelly snatch.

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@mr Ree You wouldn't even know what one looks like since you've never seen one in person.

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@Arsonist Cool story bro....I mean bitch

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Lolz, You're unbeWEAVABLE.LOL  C'mon, give Seabiscuit back his dignity.  And You wish You could grow Your mangy napps long enough to match my beautiful mullet of glory.  Envy wears an ugly face, and Lolz, You iz fugly.LOL  =P

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@LyndZ  Glad to see we have a Lindsay @ That's Phucked who's an actual female.  That other Lindsay, boy... her cock's bigger than mine.  *SMH*

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smitty I want to kill whoevers in that picture of yours if thats you then damn when was that taken the 80s 90s?

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Lolzy.  Suck my huge animal dick because I kno u would like it. Then lets poop back and forth ))<>((

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Everyone is right somehow.. This creature you see in the picture above coming from it's cow mother is in fact a Hybrid..... Known as a "Sarah Jessica Parker" it is an animal composed of a cow and a horse. The creature when sexually mature phucks itself with both its working penis and vagina.......AMAZING!!!

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@Arsonist............Wat?!
The only animal your dick would be compared to is a hamster.
Also News Flash I Am Lesbian!!!!!!!

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@Lolzerton, you're not a lesbian bitch prove it.

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haha apic of u licking pussy would do

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smitty is just mad cuz his penis is small. GET ON MAI LVL! love ya lolz<3

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Dude From US
United States Dude From US

I dont know what it is, but in spite of her UN-warranted attitude, I would love to fuck Loiz' partially black ass. She is one you have to cum in and make her get up to get the tissue afterwards. Even if I knocked her up, fuck it, I would make her my bitch, slap her around and fuck her friends. Loiz, Cool story, Huh?

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<<<< has a new outlook on niggers. a nigger in jersey threw his 2 year old little girl over a bridge still on her car seat. it proves most of what doofus says. please mr phucked more dead nigger stuff. theres no excuse for doing that

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Gauntlets Twin
United States Gauntlets Twin

Dis shit look like a turkey commin outta der. Dat be a good leg. Fry dat up an eat dat shit. My bro GTF tell me yesterday he likes chicken mo den me, I slap dat nigga. He know we both likes chicken. it nice wen we dun eatin we uses da grease to smoov out our her. We looks so much alike when we do dat. I love my bra, he be da man

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Dude From US
United States Dude From US

Here you go all of you nigger lovers. Here is a fucking Tampa nigger with 15 kids and says SOMEONE NEEDS TO PAY FOR THESE KIDS AND BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE.
Yes, this fucking trash nigger needs to take care of her fucking kids and stop fucking demanding and blaming the man. I hate fucking niggers. Just watch and you will stew as well

www.breitbart.tv/.../

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I <3 you to lindsay :3

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Lolzbrener may be a dyke but she can sit on my face anyday

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Would you rather marry a nigger bitch or a mexican bitch?

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Arsonist hush the grown ups are talking.

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So obviously this is a cow Mr Phucked. If you weren't fucking that much goats maybe you would take a look to the other farm animals.

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Haha yes i am a female last time i checked ;]

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they need to make tnt able to blow up in creative

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