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How Many Beers Would She Take?

You've often heard terms such as:
"She is a 4 beer girl"  or maybe even "She is a 10 beer girl"
This of course is how many beers would it take before a girl (or guy) becomes attractive enough to phuck.

How many for this fat pig?  For me? I would die of alcohol poisoning before I would phuck her?

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lol, eww

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Who the hell cares. That would be one hell of a grease fire right there!

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She's a 0 beer for me.

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I mean, a 0 beer girl.

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Probably about 50. 40 if she could actually sing.

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bashing head with beer bottle "no", with a keg about 100 times yep now im ready for her

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Where's that goblin voice coming from? 'The singing tits' should sit down and put her belly on her knees because she's barely breathing while her neck together with the vocal chords are being dragged to the ground.

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Guantlets bait!  =DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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I'd love to father her children

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Gauntlets The Fighter
United States Gauntlets The Fighter

Not enough 4 me... An' I don't even drink...

Oh!  An' PHUCK U, James!

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She would have to rape me when i pass out that's how many.....

Willing to bet 10 bucks she is one of the bitches up here with a fake pic.

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Fat chicks needs love to, but they got to pay.

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hey now guys u have to admit, the bitch has got some guts to do all that

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Even some black guys have standards...
This surpasses that.

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I bet shes a very nice person...*erp* sorry i just thew up in my mouth a little bit.  The funk underneath her fupa prolly smells worse than her cunt.  

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Sounds like a consensus.  There is not enough beer in the world!

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Metalurgist
United States Metalurgist

I think she is a "double roofie" girl.

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Dan the Man
United Kingdom Dan the Man

Amber ur fukin sexy ;) x

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That is a whole lotta girl right there..

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PLATAOPLOMO
PLATAOPLOMO

BEER ?? ... SHIT more like 20MG XANANX mixed with 2 SHOTS of EVER CLEAR that have fully KICKED IN so YOU dont know WTF is going on & the PROMISE of $500.000 & YOU have your BEST FRIEND FILM it so someone cant say YOU didnt SMASH & Than YOU DESTROY the VIDEO TAPE after YOU get your MONEY

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No beers, just Money.. a lot of money. And I would take 10 cialis to make sure to do a good job. Never let it be said I didn't perform the best I could no matter the circumstances.

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Well, she may be fat and ugly but at least she also can't sing at all.

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looks like one of my neighbors, she has a live-in man but according to the golden rule, i should be concerned of her health instead of calling her a nasty fatass

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