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How To Phuck a Porn Star with the new RealTouch Sex Toy

How To Phuck a Porn Star real touch demoHave you jerked off to porn and wondered how it feels to phuck a porn star?
Have you jerked off into your hand or jissed all over your keyboard?

Technology finally allows you to Phuck your computer!  Yes, phuck your computer!

There is a new device called The RealTouch. You just plug the RealTouch into the USB on your computer, plug it into the wall, and add some lube.
Then watch RealTouch's online streaming porn videos and the sensations from the RealTouch match what happens on the screen.  RealTouch will give you a blow job, anal and pussy



Their website even states:
"Orifice adjusts to the level of resistance for incredible blowjobs, anal, vaginal sex and more"
More?  What more can it simulate?  Phucking an eyeball?

How much does RealTouch cost? $149

So go out and Phuck your computer today!

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Visit the RealTouch web site
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Oh so thats what NASA engineers do in thier spare time

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LookNoHands
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i want one. i never thought id phuck a chick named dell or apple lol

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i think rrjrzz has jizzed over his keyboard

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Now my cat ISN'T all the pussy I can get!

It's a dream cum true!

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He that can have patience can have what he will.

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Plan your work for today and every day, then work your plan.

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o god...

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nice info you got here mate.. keep the nice blogging..

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May i noe the latest price for i phone 4s black16 gb...thanks

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uncle bruce
United States uncle bruce

This is pitiful. If you can't get pussy you don't deserve it

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