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How To Phuck a Porn Star with the new RealTouch

How To Phuck a Porn Star real touch demoHave you jerked off to porn and wondered how it feels to phuck a porn star?
Have you jerked off into your hand or jissed all over your keyboard?

Technology finally allows you to Phuck your computer!  Yes, phuck your computer!

There is a new device called The RealTouch. You just plug the RealTouch into the USB on your computer, plug it into the wall, and add some lube.
Then watch RealTouch's online streaming porn videos and the sensations from the RealTouch match what happens on the screen.  RealTouch will give you a blow job, anal and pussy



Their website even states:
"Orifice adjusts to the level of resistance for incredible blowjobs, anal, vaginal sex and more"
More?  What more can it simulate?  Phucking an eyeball?

How much does RealTouch cost? $149

So go out and Phuck your computer today!

real touch close up

Visit the RealTouch web site
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utter hilarity, i was wondering when this sort of thing would come out.

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Lol.... "tested by an NASA engineer"

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..i would rather fork my computer than fork some dirty porno-cu.t

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abelnightroad
United States abelnightroad

at the 2oo9 adult entertainment expo they was talking about it and at first i was like what? but then they got into further details with it and now its starting to be popular now *shrugs*

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As soon as it learns to wash my underpants, the wife is history!!!

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the end of the human race as we know it. whats next, fully interactive sex robots?

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I WANT ONE!!!

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..next thing to come out.. the sex simulation from the movie "Demolition Man" remeber? .....w8ing

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WhattheFuCK!!"?
United States WhattheFuCK!!"?

thats already been invented... but its funny

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hey where can i get one of these lol???

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Ok ok...i won't lie i would be curious to try it. lol.

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lol id try it =P
why do girl get 2 have all the toys
vibrators n all that fun stuff

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smartxassxchick
United States smartxassxchick

I sell dude's and chick's sex toys :p

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Ohhh yeah...Dim the lights, play a little Isaac Hayes, and fuck that sexy hard drive til that milf ass motherboard gets a harddrive. LMAO

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the time of girls being the only ones to get the high tech sex toys are over

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omfg yes

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Hi one of my friend from us he bought iphone4 for 599usd & he said that we need to pay 100usd to break contract with at&t... Is that true,if so then pls reply me why we need to pay 100usd....

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