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How to Save the Airlines

How to save the airlines

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell - They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right - a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

P.S. If I offend anyone, I don't care.

Comments (5) -

Agarik Lonewolf
United States Agarik Lonewolf

I think we need to elect you as president. Your a Genius. Phuck for Pres!


Mr. Phucked
United States Mr. Phucked

I think the bible belt might take issue to some of my web sites and I'm pretty sure I'd need their vote.

But thanks for the nomination!


Agarik Lonewolf
United States Agarik Lonewolf

No problem and keep up the good work.


After setting this up sans the data plan, couldn't you go back and turn on data and just use it via WIFI only? If no connection then you don't get data...simple as that.


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