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How to Spend Your Tax Refund

Tax Refund

The federal government is currently sending out the tax refund checks.

  • If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China.
  • If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
  • If we purchase a computer it will go to India.
  • If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Brazil, Honduras, and Guatemala.
  • If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan.
  • If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan.

And none of it will help the American economy.

So here is the the plan....
The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy: prostitutes, weed, beer, cigarettes, whiskey, and tattoos, since these are the only products still produced in the USA .

Mr. Phucked thanks you for your help & please support the USA

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