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How to milk a cow

Ever drive down a country road admiring the scenery?
Wondered what it would be like to be a cow or a sheep?
Thought "how do you milk a cow anyway?"

That’s Phucked proudly brings you a how-to guide for milking a cow. 

  1. Place stool at a right angle to the cow and sit with your head resting on her flank.
  2. Wash udder with warm water and clean cloth.
  3. Place pail under teats (Not be confused with tits)
  4. Take a teat into the palm of your hand.
  5. Squeeze teat at top with thumb and forefinger. Continue squeezing each finger around teat, forcing milk in a stream until all fingers are around teat.
  6. Release teat.
  7. Repeat until only a small amount of milk comes out and the udder is soft to the touch.

Don't say we are not an educational site.  Enjoy your teats...

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