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How to retire like a porn star

If you ever worry about saving enough for retirement.  Phuck it!

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i feel so jealous right now...

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Sum lucky bastaradDLaughing...

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is that because your old aryan lol, not getting enough action heh

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dam him and his wrinkly ball sack

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no asd, i'm 21 and in long-term relationship. but i've never been into a threesome. dream yet to be realised or maybe (sadly) not. were u as lucky as this old bastard, asd?Tong

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sonbitch... ><

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I bet they are his daughters...

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He probably spent every damn bit of his retirement to pay them to even do that o.O

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The girls don't really look too happy, methinks.

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Is that my grandfather, WTF.

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Old man rivers, here, sure is letting them have it. That 401k sure is a hell of a plan.

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lol aryan, no sadly neither was i as lucky as this old man, dont worry when we get old and wrinkly we too can achieve this eheh

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i would never have sex with someone like that!!!!

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Tristalyn SAID: "He probably spent every damn bit of his retirement to pay them to even do that o.O"

Are you fuc#@ing kidding me? No offense to you at all Tristalyn...but obviously you have never been to eastern europe... This kind of thing could be done for around 500 dollars (realistically).

If you wanted to buy 2 girls that were slightly less beautiful it would run you maybe 300

In all likely hood this man is a professional photographer and pornographer and probably gets his ass licked clean by three girls at a time every day, or whenever he feels like it...

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