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Hung Dead, But Happy With A Boner

Following on from yesterday's Man Hangs Himself - See The Result
Here is a pic of his naked body.  Judging by his boner, at least he died happy!

Hung Dead, But Happy With A Boner

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CaptainStagnetti
United States CaptainStagnetti

Horatio Cane: "What happened here?"
Cop: "A man hung himself and seems to have gotten a postmortem hard on"
Horatio Cane: "Looks like we got ourselves a case of homo erectus"

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

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Yay Cap. Stag. is back!! *gets a boner so hard that it explodes and blood covers the walls and any (un)lucky bystanders*

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Gauntlets The Fighter
United States Gauntlets The Fighter

Ya think his dick'll explode?  Ya know... like how a beached whale explodes from da gas buildups an' shit an' how it causes problems.

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LOL!
That proves that people do get turned on with Erotic asphyxiation, aka David Carradine.

"Various methods are used to achieve the level of oxygen depletion needed, such as a hanging, suffocation with a plastic bag over the head, self-strangulation such as with a ligature, gas or volatile solvents, chest compression, or some combination of these.[6] Sometimes, complicated devices are used to produce the desired effects.[7] The practice can be dangerous even if performed with care and has resulted in a significant number of accidental deaths. Estimates of the mortality rate of autoerotic asphyxia range from 250 to 1000 deaths per year in the United States."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_asphyxiation

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and oh yeah, I just love his tongue hanging out!

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The bumps are from fluid buildup in the tissue, but due to the dermis & subcutaneous layer deteriorating, it breaks though. He has a boner because of dependant lividity along with the fact that gravity forces fluids to the inferior part of the body. God Damn I'm learning tons in emt school. Final Tuesday, wish me luck!

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i guess theres a brain behind that pretty face of yours too Amber

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I take pride in my intelligence. Usually smart people are fucking weird. That's why we all come here.

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