You've seen the Dos Equis Man commercials?
Here is the ThatsPhucked version.
I Don't Always Fuck With Black People - But When I do, I say Nigger.
I don't always fuck black chicks.
But when I do, I call them whores.
oh wait, i'm on a roll here
I don't always see dead people.
But when I do, they're niggers.
But seriously, I'm not racist.
Nigger is just a word and everyone needs to get over it.
Black people call themselves nigger all the time, if white people cannot use it, that's racist!
I usually don't fuck with black people because I don't want to get jumped, stabbed, shot, robbed, or Aids. But when I do, I say Gauntlets The Gorilla.
I don't all way's woke with black people,
but when I do, I call them slave helpers.
I don't always see KFC
But when I do, I think black people
Thats all I got.
Dude from US usually doesn't fuck with black people.
But when he does, he says "FUCK ME WITH THAT NIGGER DICK!"
please, this is HARDLY phucked.
shit on memestache is more fucked up and offensive
^^Does the carpet match the drapes? Nothing hotter than red hot muff. ::drools::
Some of you fucking idiots really need to learn the notion of commenting once. Shut the fuck up.
I don't aways fuck with black people,
but when I do, I call them rappers
@Vanquish U tell'em, boyfriend (snaps fingers and sashays). =P
I don't always fuck with black people, but when I do, I say:
- nigger, lend me your scarf, it's cold out here.
- I can't, 'cause my scarf can easily turn into a pipe..
^^ must lose something in translation.. Anyway, Mr Phucked, slow week? Are we really going to dip into the meme thing that so many other sites do so well and have done for years now? If you are can I please suggest that you use a really phucked up picture to do it on, not this guy.
This is the most ignorant pic on your site. The pic should say every time I say nigger I get my ass beat. Fuck all of you white uppity bitches. Majority of y'all white bitches have itty bitty dicks. Y'all are the main ones dying because of stupidest shit. Look at this website full of dumb white ass people dead. Y'all are nothing but bird shit!
@Fuck y'all racist imbreed bastards
Y'all? You sure that your not imbreed you fucking idiot?
I'm sure you dumb fuck. Go fuck your grandma bitch
Why don't you go rub shit on yourself for lotion you nigger failed abortion. The only reason we don't see 5 videos per day of niggers is because niggers are too poor and stupid to have video recorders. They'd much rather use their money on some generic car they saw on television and go into debt with all their overspending. The only reason niggers act like they have big dicks is because they're insecure about their small over-jerked-off shit sticks you call dicks. Silly nigger, don't try to act like your race isn't complete shit.
@ john. "Failed nigger abortion". Pretty sure my neighbors heard me laugh.
Lol, I find this extremely funny, especially the comments, ok to my black family, nigger means an ignorant person, so if you don't act ignorant or be defensive about white people using nigger, then you are NOT a nigger, and to my white family our race also have some niggers in it as well (ignorant people). But that don't give us the right to lable anyone both white and black. In case you didn't know every race originated from Africa, a black woman and a black man, and as the Africans begin to migrate to colder climates the Africans built homes to block out the harsh weather, and also the sun. Without sunlight the Africans became deprived of vitamin D which caused their skin to be white. Thus for different environments had different effects of the Africans that migrated all over the world. So before we become egocentric on whose race is better, just remember we are ALL black, bleed red, and breathe air. I'm not a racists and I love everyone.!
How long did it take for you to Google evolution to attempt to prove a point? Btw, you failed.
Hey words hurt me becuz no one can break me or my spirit, regardless of wat yu call me and wat anyone say I still love everyone even you Lindsey and Amber <3
Everybody needs to shut the fuck up!!!
I have a boner!!
We love you too dearest.
I HAVENT BEEN ON THIS SITE IN A WHILE SO IM GONNA SAY ELLIO FINALLY POSTED HIS PICTURE FOR THE WORLD TO SEE ALWAYS FUN MR PHUCKED KEEP UP THE AWSOME WORK
Remember a clean sponge is a happy sponge.So don't forget to rinse after each use to ensure a mildew free sponge.As for JFK I have no idea and I like Obama and for the non American guy or gal do listen and use spell check and america is capitalized.
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