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Killed By Dildo?

Is it possible to be killed by dildo?  Looks like it...

Killed By Dildo

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"Thats not a dildo".. *pulls out of holster a baseball bat sized rubber shlong "THAT's a dildo!"

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Hang on a sec it isn't a dildo. Its a lightsabre.

" Officer 56 to base, Suspect 6ft, slim build, red and black complexion, wearing a beige dressing gown with hood"

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looks like a lightsaber to me...

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eeeewww flowers overkill and I am not even gonna comment on that hideous cat pillow

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I'm gonna go with a curling iron...reason being is it kinda could look like one and the skin around her vag looks black/burnt...that's my guess or maybe it's this womans sister?    

Woman Dies After Using Jackhammer As Dildo

ARNDALE, OK – Sheriff’s investigators have closed the unsettling case of a 49-year-old female construction worker found dead in her driveway after a neighbor witnessed her using a high-powered jackhammer to pleasure herself.

After a two-day investigation in which officials initially suspected foul play–Shirley Dent’s death on May 1 has now been ruled an accident “after severe internal distress induced by the machine was discovered,” Det.-Sgt. Karl Sprout of the Alpara County Sheriff’s Office said yesterday.

On May 1, a neighbor witnessed a naked Ms. Dent in her driveway “struggling to direct a jackhammer toward her mid-section.” The alarmed neighbor notified police after hearing ear-splitting moans of distress that carried over the raucous jackhammer. Authorities arrived at the scene to an unresponsive Ms. Dent, who was then transported to West Grenier Hospital where she was pronounced dead shortly thereafter.

The recently divorced Ms. Dent had been questioned by authorities three times over the past month after neighbors complained of her running a prostitution ring from her home. Records also show that Ms. Dent supplemented her income as the sole proprietor of a sex toy distributor.

Ms. Dent’s alleged extracurricular activities appear to be unrelated to her death. A neighbor who declined to be identified said, “She was a horny lady, especially after her husband moved out. My family could hear moans coming from her place all the time.”

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BTW: That decore is from a woman's house who is allergic to sex with men. (Iv'e been to a few of those, you learn the warning signs) No wonder she was killed that way.

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looks like c3pos arm broke off up their , its ok r2d2 has pictures

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@noshot lightsabre lol XD

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haha owned .. she deserved to die look at her fucking house cat pillows and i dont even want to know whats above her bed -.- fucking twat

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this is pure pleasure.
not.
humanity still has potentials; to dramatically fail. in general.
i'm now expecting to see some miracle of our dear world, getting impaled by a fucking elephant, an orca killer whale or smth close to it.

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thank goodness!! who would want to live like that anyway?

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It's a baseball bat, she was murdered, it is a photo from the back of a book called ''Sex-Related Homicide and Death Investigation. Practical and Clinical Perspectives''. A very interestin read.

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I've been trying to figure it out on my own but i just cant... what is the black on either side of her V?

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phuc dat bich
Vietnam phuc dat bich

Im guessing this happened in Hollywood? Jealous porn star kills a slut who called him some sort of name.

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Never mix uo your shotgun shells and batteries.

Though ti does look like a light sabre...

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From Drawn Together looks like lightdildo used by foxxy Love xD

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Must of been some orgasm

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♥MakeawishNblow♥
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lol mikey im glad im not the only one who saw that

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That's what they call explosive orgasms

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this women was obviously murdered but i don't know if the person responsible for this crime decided to insert that baseball bat vaginally inside her before or after her death.  i hope it was after because that couldn't have been pleasant.

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billybobthablob
Oman billybobthablob

u guys are horrible comedians

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No way, that's not a baseball bat. The grip is too short, the end too large. It's just a ginormous battery-powered dildo.
I say a vengeful ex-lover killed this girl and used the dildo on her corpse, as a final act of humiliation.

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yay for my first thatsphucked comment!!...... that is all....

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Naahhh, she's just on her period.....

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I wonder how her parents felt when they found out she had a dildo...

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This article is very useful. I have been looking for. thank you.Very good!!

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Nice beats, not feeling the lines yet, but props to the producer

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