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Little Johnny and George Bush

George W Bush

President  George W. Bush  was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes.

They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy'.

So our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.

One little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.'

'No,' said  Bush , 'that would be an accident.'
A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.'
'I'm afraid not,' explained  Bush . 'That's what we would call great loss.'
The room went silent. No other children volunteered.

Bush searched the room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?'
Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you and Mrs.  Bush  was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy.'
'Fantastic!' exclaimed  Bush . 'That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?'

'Well,' says the boy, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss... and it probably wouldn't be an accident either. 

Comments (5) -

lol go johnny!


Johnny is one smart kid


hahaha thats not real thats a joke either way funny but everyone neds to back of george hes probably a  good guy trying to make it with all this shit on his back


Thanks for sharring importent information in this blog. It was very nice.


Thanks for putting this together - this is the great post for the ones from us with our heads buried from the keyboard all day.


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