That's Phucked

Love Bite

Merthyr Tydfil - Wales - UK

A woman almost bit off her husband's penis as he cooked sausages for dinner - while she gave him oral sex.
In the heat of passion he lost his grip on the pan and poured boiling oil down her back.
She clenched her teeth on his penis and in agony he bashed her on the head with the pan.
Both only admitted how they received their injuries after "intense questioning" by hospital doctors in Merthyr Tydfil.
The man needed treatment to his penis while the wife had burns, two black eyes and a broken cheek bone.

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love bite

Comments (7) -


that is funny shit! they should make a video of that!


That could have been a lot worse


Uncle Bruce
United States Uncle Bruce

That is hilarious.made my day stranger than fiction


Fuk Mi Fuk Yu
United States Fuk Mi Fuk Yu

yikes talk about english fry up with sausage, I think the woman bit the wrong sausage and the guy well it doesn't take a bloody rocket scientist to figure out not to cook at the stove while having sex oral or otherwise.


This is horse doesn't look real at all!


penis is raw
United States penis is raw

"If only she had used non-stick pan, no oil required"

Would make a great ad for Teflon!


More videos please Mr.Phucked!!!!


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