Why would someone need the Magnetic Anal Sphincter?
"Fecal incontinence is the inability to control bowel movements, causing stool (feces) to leak unexpectedly from the rectum."
Someone shits themselves uncontrollably.
Technology is a wonderful thing and technology has come up with a solution. Place magnets up your ass to allow the asshole to open and close when the user wishes.
As shown in Fig 1 (Ass closed) and Fig 2 (Ass open). Who says ThatsPhucked is not educational?
Possible flaw in this plan?
If the device is remote controlled then it could be hacked!
Head over to Palm Springs or Florida (high amounts of old people) and send out a massive radio signal, and 1,000s of people suddenly shit themselves.
You know this device could be used to seal in the poop. Then release when it has grown very large.
Then perhaps produce the largest poop in the world!