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Magnetic Anal Sphincter

Why would someone need the Magnetic Anal Sphincter?

Medically speaking:
"Fecal incontinence is the inability to control bowel movements, causing stool (feces) to leak unexpectedly from the rectum."

Translates to:
Someone shits themselves uncontrollably.

Technology is a wonderful thing and technology has come up with a solution.  Place magnets up your ass to allow the asshole to open and close when the user wishes.

As shown in Fig 1 (Ass closed) and Fig 2 (Ass open).  Who says ThatsPhucked is not educational?

Magnetic Anal Sphincter Magnetic Anal Sphincter


Possible flaw in this plan?
If the device is remote controlled then it could be hacked!
Head over to Palm Springs or Florida (high amounts of old people) and send out a massive radio signal, and 1,000s of people suddenly shit themselves.

You know this device could be used to seal in the poop.  Then release when it has grown very large.
Then perhaps produce the largest poop in the world!

largest poop in the world!

Comments (11) -

I would so head to the old people pool.
Watch the brown spread!

Also, WTF IS THAT POO???  Someone laid that on the floor? WTF!!
It's 14 inches!

I have one coming soon.  Maybe will try measure based on the instructions in that article!


Or you can just figure out the brown noise


Hey Mr. Phucked,

Wouldn't it be more than hilarious if you were to one day be incontinent of your feces. Could be temporary or life long... however you are not exempt from perhaps having that problem one day.


Need to see the video of that thing working!!


@Nicole and if it does?  I will be sure to write about and post a video of it's operation.  I will be proud of my Magnetic Anal Sphincter!!


Bono is the biggest turd...




that poo looks like harry potters wand haha


@maciah  I want to see him wave that shit around!!



i swear on my mums life that looks like my cock,girls holla me if you want me


Is there any news on when the new media interface cable IPhone will be released?


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