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Pole Dancer with pole through head in car accident
Pole Dancer with pole through head in car accident

...I still prefer the female version...

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Bottom picture brings back memories...

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if only I knew you in the past Wink and notice there isn't any blood on either side of the pole

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Must be some serious lesbo's there in the second pic...only girls are watching

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Wonder what was going through his head in his last moments..

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Gamertag, Chris?

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PhuckedWolves
United States PhuckedWolves

Weird, by the looks of it the pole entered the back of his head first, exiting from the front. It obviously was going at an extremely high velocity with significant force. I am still lost as to how this happened or what happened. Who keeps their head in that area? How did the pole find its way into the car? Was he going in reverse? What the phuck happened here?

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I've been coming here for a long time now and finally felt the need to start commenting. This site is just too good.

Looks like the poll entered the back of his head. I want to know what happened here. Dude got phucked up. A little plastic surgery and he should be fine, though.

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I've been commenting here for a long time now and finally felt the need to start coming here.  This site is just too good.

And what's so complicated to figure out about this picture?,,,Haven't you guys ever seen a black man hit the pipe hard?,,,Fucking crack heads.

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james, if U were any bigger a prick I'd B using U to piss with.  I almost have sympathy for U, U crazy bastard.  Fucking james......

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This Unicorn looks a little tired.. but he'll be fine.. I suppose now he thinks about growing some balls too, cock alone is useless for him..

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Dear God, I hope he didn't brain his damage. o0

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Def entered thru the front. Notice the puckering with slight internal rotation immediately surrounding the pole on his forehead? That is due to the inflammation process... and the blood dripping the way it is would indicate he was actually still alive at the time of this photo. Notice the eruption on the back of the head... much like a bullet exit wound and the blood on the pole in the front is probably from the guy being conscious long enough to try to remove the pole, not realizing how deep the penetration is.

In short, this guy is phucked!

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This will surely effect Obama's poll numbers....LOL.

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@ amber, my x-box was stolen last week along with some other valuable things... as a matter of fact this looks just like black phuck that did it... karma is a bitch Coontakintay  

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Funny, same shit happened to me last halloween. Got a new one though Smile

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I want to pull the pole out and skull fuck him

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*affect

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Mr. Phucked.
United States Mr. Phucked.

@DSpiral Welcome to the comments!
@Sinflux Thanks the detailed CSI analysis.

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gauntlets is a nigger
gauntlets is a nigger

Talk about getting the shaft.

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I will buy one , if it is still available

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