In West Virginia police charged Jose Cruz with "battery on an officer" after he farted next to them after being arrested on a DUI.
According to the criminal complaint, Cruz passed gas and made a fanning motion toward patrolman T.E. Parsons after being taken for a breathalyzer test.
"I couldn't hold it no more," Cruz said.
According to the officer: "The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature"
The charge was later dropped by the Kanawha County prosecutor office.
It was just as well he did not do a large poo on the officers foot...