That's Phucked

Man Has Sex With a Dead Deer

man has sex with dead deer 20-year-old Bryan James Hathaway of Wisconsin had been charged with 'sexual gratification with an animal' because he had sex with the carcass of a deer that he found lying beside the road.
Authorities say he told police that he noticed the deer lying in a ditch, and then moved the corpse into the woods and had sex with it.

His lawyer denies that he committed bestiality, on the grounds that a dead deer isn't an animal any more.
In response, prosecutor James Broughner argued that a deer carcass is still an animal – pointing out that in his statement to police, Hathaway called the corpse a 'dead deer,' demonstrating that he still thought of it as an animal.

Public defender Fredric Anderson filed a motion last week which claimed: 'The statute does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass.'

He said that if you try to include corpses in the category of 'animals', then 'you really go down a slippery slope with absurd results.' The only clear place to draw a line in the definition of what is an animal, and what isn't, was at the point of death, he argued.

He gave the example of a roast turkey – with which it would be illegal to have sex under the broader interpretation of the law – claiming that it was unreasonable to suggest it should still be classified as an animal for the purposes of law.

Judge Michael Lucci noted when hearing the arguments that: 'I'm a little surprised this issue hasn't been tackled before in another case.'

If Hathaway is convicted, he could serve up to two years in prison, because of a previous conviction in 2005 for shooting dead a horse called Bambrick. So that he could have sex with it...

This is truly Phucked Up!


Comments (12) -

Thats one of those rare articles that just keeps getting better as yo read it


sheesh its like necrophilia meets beastiality


a dead fukin deer?!!!??...wut the fuck


This is really old news, I live by where it happened.  This took place in Superior Wisconsin the story was a couple years old


so if it was a thanksgiving turkey? would it be illegal? or a hamburger ? its still a dead cow ur eating


Was it a male or female deer?


Because in France its legal for a man to have sex with an animal as long as its female!


Roast Turkey ! LOL...
Oh boy, that cracks me up...


Canada 6lackMetal6ree6

haha dudee that shits fuckin awesome...


wow, i think i would have done an ugly fat chick or maybe a prostitute,but a deer? that dude must have been the ugliest man alive




hummus anti deer
United Kingdom hummus anti deer

lmao , dead turkeys & deers <3


Add comment

  Country flag

  • Comment
  • Preview
Loading - Adult Disclaimer

This site contains adult oriented material of a graphic and sexual nature, and may be objectionable to some persons. This material is intended for persons over 21 years of age, and may be against the law in some areas. If you are accessing this area from any location that deems this type of material to be illegal, you must not proceed.

You must agree with each of the below statements and indicate your comprehension and permission to abide by the laws that are applicable to you in your geographical location.

  • I am an adult, being of legal age, 21, in my legal jurisdiction to view adult oriented material that may be sexual or graphical in nature. (Local laws vary throughout the United States, so if you are not 100% sure of the laws applicable to you, you are advised to proceed no further.)

  • I will not redistribute this material to anyone for which it is illegal for them to view or possess such material, nor will I permit any minor, or any person who would find this personally offensive, to view this material.

  • I will hold harmless, its officers, ISP and employees, from and against any claims, liability, losses, costs, damages, or expenses (including attorney's fees) arising from my use of or participation in this service or the information contained therein. Furthermore, I will defend, against all claims of impropriety regarding my use of this service.