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Man High on Mushrooms Rips Off Penis

Man High on Mushrooms Rips Off Penis

A 41-year-old Columbus, Ohio, man is recovering after police say he ripped off part of his penis on a drug-fueled high in Ypsilanti Township, Mich.

Washtenaw County Sheriff's deputies found the man naked and screaming after responding to a burglar alarm at Ypsilanti Middle School about 1 a.m. last Tuesday, Sgt. Geoff Fox said Monday.

The man was kneeling outside the school, bloody from the waist down, with parts of his genitals ripped off, Fox said. He said parts of the man's body were transferred to the hospital with him.

"He really wasn't saying much at all — a lot of yelling and screaming," Fox said, adding the man had broken a window to the school but didn't take anything. "He wasn't making sense. They couldn't really communicate with him in terms of constructive conversation."

The man later told investigators he picked up hallucinogenic mushrooms earlier in the day while he was in town visiting friends in a neighborhood near the school. The man does not have a history of mental problems or extensive drug use, Fox said.

Fox said the man had been close to death.

"In terms of vital signs, they were as low as they could go without being dead, I could only assume due to the blood loss and the shock and trauma to the body," he said.

"I don't even know what to say — it sounds painful," Simmons said Monday. "Is he still alive? My prayers go out to him, and I hope he's going to make it. Wow?….I'm at a loss for words."

Moral of the story?  If you're going to rip off your penis, record it! Then I can post it on here!

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"Morel of the story" I see what you did there. <.<

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wow...hes never used drugs and dose shrooms.....um.... um..... what....thats like jumping more then 9 levels on the drug chart....clearly he will never do drugs again....lol

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Mr. Phucked
United States Mr. Phucked

@Stacy ...and corrected... Wink

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That is why i don't eat mushrooms even on pizza. They all look suspicious to me.

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Going to try some on my steak tonight.
Hopefully I will still have my penis tomorrow....

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Only tried mushrooms one. Got thrown in a trash can and pushed down a hill into what my buddy thought was a pond at the bottom near his house. Turned out to be a sewage run-off.

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Gauntlets The Fighter
United States Gauntlets The Fighter

Wish we had an actual link 2 da story so I could know it's true...

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penis is raw
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@Gauntlets The Fighter

Here you go!!

www.mirror.co.uk/.../man-41-rips-penis-high-1999526

It is true!

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Gauntlets The Fighter
United States Gauntlets The Fighter

Thanx 4 dat.  Anyways, he musta wanted 2 b like Mario an' grow like 2 sizes so he could stomp on pp1!

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Jaden McCallum
United States Jaden McCallum

I live about 20 mins from Ypsilanti... Hope no one rips my penis off

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@25 to life
do you still have penis?

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@vucko27
Thankfully my penis and I are still happily together!

If fact I may go off and give him some love now, haha!

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Don't fuck objects. I know one dude who fucked various objects when he was kid. He suffers consequences now to his brain. So just fuck things that are alive.

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penis is raw
United States penis is raw

when I was a kid, I tried to fuck this vase.
Had to stick my dick in, then get hard.  Was tight as hell, but it bruised my dick! haha!

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We all did it as kids. I remember when we tried to piss in the park unnoticed. So we put our little dicks through bars of the bench. But the problem is that some of us got stiff and couldn't get it out. It was fun!

We all remember childhood. Smile

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