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Man Is Board?

It looks like his body is under the board.  Maybe the other guy will jump on it and finish him off?

Man is board

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CaptainStagnetti
United States CaptainStagnetti

Whoops.. Must have made a wrong turn in Albuquerque

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HandsomeDevil
United States HandsomeDevil

i really don't understand this whole "planking" craze.  just looks like a bunch of unwanted trouble to me.  anywho, whatever happened to beans and her BIG tits?  i miss that beautiful porker!

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WTF?  Looks PhotoShopped to me . . . how the shit did they get his head in there?

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JesseCuster
United States JesseCuster

@Loosifer
It's not photoshopped, they just put a watermelon on the ground

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CaptainStagnetti
United States CaptainStagnetti

@HandsomeDevil
I miss em too

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photoshopped...

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FutanariLove
United States FutanariLove

why do so many of you fucking fuckers think things are photo shopped, this poor bastard probley was working on robbing them and got stuck, dumbass have gotten stuck in chimneys, and other dumbass ways, why not like this?

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I would do him a favor: would take one of those magazines on the chair and put it near his head. He could enjoy reading. But I wonder if he's conscious.

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@FutanariLove is right this guy was trying to get in this place(a business) to ROB it, got stuck and died

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dude from us
United States dude from us

Typical nigger killed in the line of duty, trying to break in and steal shit. The good news, Government just saved about $1500 per month on food stamps and section 8 housing. His 5 kids from different women can now get social security (finally some support from daddy) The best news of all, He cant make anymore niglets. Is that Kaeumi? Looks just like him

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I know the story behind this, he tried to break into the house but got his head stuck and owned himself. Laughing

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downtownking
Canada downtownking

hey nigger... hold that thought

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KURT FROM US
KURT FROM US

one down many many more to go

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When Planking goes bad Smile

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Ohh! i think know this story. This dude was trying to break into this house by going underneath! and well yeah this happened :S

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downtownking
Canada downtownking

@lolzproblem you kind of took handsomedevil's joke...

best gore and thatsphucked needs to merge, tired of all the crap posts for the longest time on this site

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dude from us
United States dude from us

Down dropped the "N Bomb" Impressive. I like thats phucked because we can say whatever we want, but the very best site for fucked up shit in the world is Kaotic.com.  But, Mr Phucked does OK, he just need to spend more time on good material and less time smoking dope

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Hahaha!! I think the Chinese down in afrika have modified their finger trap into a more family entertaining spook head trap! No Chinese chicken for you koon-man! Haha!

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Oh God here come the fucking racist jokes -___-"

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Gauntlets The Fighter
United States Gauntlets The Fighter

If racism were illegal in America, then I'd say about half da ppl in dis country would b locked away 4 a good long while.  I wonder which prison FutanariLove would go 2, seein' as how hermaphrodites r rare in humanity... lol

Anyways, it could b 2 where dis guy got stuck tryna fix somethin' of dis house an' got stuck in da process.  Maybe...

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HandsomeDevil
United States HandsomeDevil

^^have to have a masters degree in niggerology to be able to make sense out of that ebonic plague of a linguistic mess.  stop raping the english language, it's not a fat white woman for christ sakes!  

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this is lame not phucked up @ all! Wheres another jar squatter? or another penis mixer?

this shit should mix with best gore. BG has the pictures, but TP has the comments...lol

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CaptainStagnetti
United States CaptainStagnetti

If ThapsPhucked and BestGore merged, there are two possibilities.
1. The pictures would be consistently better and the comments would be just as good as the actual post.
2. The post and the comments would be equally shitty

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CaptainStagnetti
United States CaptainStagnetti

"ThaTsPhucked"

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this case actually happened in indonesia/malaysia, i'd forgotten, a few years back. the guy was trying to break into a house and ended up getting trapped

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dude from us
United States dude from us

Case and fucking point. It doesn't matter where the nigger resides, A nigger is a nigger, WTF. They kill each other plenty, just need to turn up the heat

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Darkcharm is right. This was actually on BestGore a year or so ago- it was supposedly a break-in that couldn't be finished (or even completed started), and his body was indeed under the planks. He effectively hung himself.

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Gauntlets The Fighter
United States Gauntlets The Fighter

@HandsomeDevil
Ur not handsome at all, but u r a devil.  I'll type how I plz, thank u very much.  It's called "internet speak" FFS!

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Bouncing head found Jonny's stash on the first go.

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nice info you got here mate.. keep the nice blogging..

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Thank for this well writed article. I will visit this blog more! How can i stay updated? (RSS) or something??

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