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Man arrested after ejaculating into a female co-workers water bottle

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A man was arrested today on charges of ejaculating twice into a female co-worker's water bottle on her office desk. Michael Kevin Lallana, 31, Fullerton, is charged with two misdemeanor counts each of releasing an offensive material in a public place and assault, with sentencing allegations for committing a crime for sexual gratification.  If convicted, he faces a sentence ranging from a minimum of three months to a maximum of three years in jail with mandatory sex offender registration.

In 2005, Lallana is accused of meeting a co-worker, in her twenties, Jane Doe, while working at Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Company in Newport Beach. On Jan. 14, 2010, Lallana is accused of assaulting Jane Doe by entering the victim's office and depositing his ejaculation into a water bottle that was on her desk. The defendant is accused of leaving the semen-filled water bottle on the victim's desk which Jane Doe later drank upon returning to her office. The victim, unaware of the bottle's contents, drank the water the contaminated water. She threw it away after feeling sickened and irritated.

Approximately three months later, Jane Doe and six other employees, including the defendant, were transferred to the Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Company's Orange branch. On April 9, 2010, Lallana is accused of assaulting Jane Doe by depositing his ejaculation into a water bottle that the victim left on her desk. The defendant is accused of leaving the contaminated bottle on Jane Doe's desk and returning to his office. The victim later returned to her office and drank from the semen-filled water bottle. She was sickened and irritated. She sent it to a private lab to be tested.

In June 2010, Jane Doe was contacted by the private lab who confirmed that the water bottle contained semen. The victim reported the incidents to the Orange Police Department (OPD). In early July, following further investigation by the OPD and Orange County Crime Lab, the defendant was linked through DNA to the crimes. Lallana was arrested early this morning outside his Fullerton home by OPD.

I guess for you ladies out there. Never leave your bottle of water unattended.  You never know what you may find... 


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One time i spurted into my sisters' hot friends' milkshake.

Watchign her drink it was awesome.

See, i was smart enough to know that it woudl not be seen.

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Would have looked like sea monkeys, 1 hell of foreplay, staight to the money shot , staight into the water bottle.

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semen... for people who don't like water.

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This will make an excellent scenario to work with in my law class this year, the look on my teacher's face would be classic. =D

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It wont be too long before they find the Sewomen!

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what a dumb bitch, how did she not see that there was something in her water, duh water is not supposed to look milky!

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I put cum in that bitchs water bottle plenty of times, she never complained before, wtf, was she on the rag?

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Idea!!!
never entered my mind.
Sounds great!!!
Laughing
Thanx MR. P

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lenusa, some people have water-like semen, mostly because they jack off so often to manga porn that it doesnt have the time to accumulate and get more consistant. Anyway, she's still dumb for not having smelled it when she got the bottle near her face...especially after the first time hahaha if it would have happened once i would have looked my water bottles more suspiciously for the rest of my life.

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LOL I remember this story on YouTube like 8 months ago. Awww hell no man that's  disgusting, imagine someone jizzing in your water bottle. And lenusa, if you masterbate like 4 times in a day it will look just like water only a little darker and obviously thicker than the water. But not as dark as em 'proper"sperm. I still think she should have realised, like smelled or tasted it. Do some if you guys actually like that? Cause it seems a bit weird to me, and I'm sure there is a slight chance of pregnancy. Like it works it's way into the Fallopian tube or some shit like that. What my sex ed teacher said anyway, dono if it's true.

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what about pics or vids and stuff? Frown

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whomever wrote this did a horrible job. i want to smack them. it was annoying to read. so annoying in fact I'm going to put my ejaculation in their water bottle.

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Ilz lol I didn't know that semen looks watery if you jack off often! I learn something new every day on here Smile erm I've never heard of someone liking it, if I want a protein drink I go to the store to buy one! And the only way she could get pregnant is if there was some semen left on the bottle and she touched it and then touched her pussy but the chances of that happening are 1 to gazzilions! If semen gets swallowed it goes to stomach where it's destroyed by stomach acid, there's no way for a woman to get pregnat that way. your teacher was either taking a piss out of you or was retarded.

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lawl.sick world...why not ejaculate into a women like a normal human beeing...its getting worse each day man

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Bahaha Ilz.
i think your sex ed teacher is full of crap.
Way to go absinance teacher in school. "you look at a penis and you can get pregnant!"
seriously, sperm is a delicate little bastard that will die in many conditions.. even in a womans vagina, thousands die because its too acidic.... also when sperm touches air it dies very quickly. i totally loled at the fact that anyone would belive that if you swallow cum youll get prego. ahhh gullibility.

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He is lucky that she wasn't allergic to the protein in his sperm.... that would have been bad. I agree though, this was annoying to read, it is like ppl dont know how to write anymore.

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I agree it was written badly- it was like I was reading the same paragraph over again.
But I don't get how a guy gets off shooting his load into a girls' drink. That's kinda weird.
But hey- there are freaky people out there, whatever.
Is it weird that I'm now getting horny, because this made me think about my last booty call? We didn't do any weird stuff like this, but the story kinda reminds me of her.

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"I'm sure there is a slight chance of pregnancy."

not possible. it would be killed as soon as it enters the stomach.

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lenusa,

hes full of shit, it wont be watery there will just be less of it

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It probably got in there from her backwash.

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