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Man marries pony and has a full emotional and physical relationship

What is there to do in Missouri?  Phuck animals, that's what!
It's even legal Surprised

The BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation) filmed a documentary following the loving of animals.
In the show one of the men marries a pony called Pixel and has a full emotional and physical relationship.
These animal lovers are called Zoophiliacs.

I wonder how these people discover their love for animals.  I would imagine it goes something like this...

Location: Small farm town in Missouri, local bar.
Time: 1am
Total number of females in bar: 2
Number of beers before above females are attractive: Infinite
Scenario:
Bunch of guys drinking in a bar and they're getting pretty phucked up.  Drinking of course means that several are horny.  They check out the women in the bar and they're still not attractive.  So drink more…

Time: 3 am
Check out the women again, still not attractive.  Phuck!

Bar is closing, time to go home.  Two guys get in their cars (DUI, oh yes) and drive home.
Driving down the road one guy says to the other "look at her"
The other guy looks for a girl, but can't see one and says "where, where?"
"Over there, over there, the horse"

They pull over and start looking around.  No-one else is around so they approach the horse, their anticipation "rising"
What happens next is too phucked up for even me to talk about!
But this stuff does happen!  
It is estimated than 1 in 3 boys have experimented with animals in rural areas.

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That guy was messed up he needs help.

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Whoa. I'm... i'm gonna go lay down for a bit.

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thats nastyness  why american  especially rednecks do crazy stuff . what this world is coming into. im just shocked lol

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it's funny how ppl can marry animals but same sex couples can't get married. the priorities are insane.

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wow this scares me

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i love my dog but damn tahts messd up

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curtisturner04
United States curtisturner04

wtf

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curtisturner04
United States curtisturner04

sorry tryin to figure sumthn out

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sick bastards

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this is nuts, i love my kitten but i never see her as a sex partner.

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whoa thats hawt

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Victor Blood
United States Victor Blood

L. O. L.

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Nooo the video is gone. Frown

Btw- Why is everyone so shocked by the stuff on this site? I'm mean what did you expect when you came to a site called thatsphucked?

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Shouldn't the animal also agree to be the guy's "wife"?
How do they find out?
That's just sick! Poor animals!

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Explain to me whats so wrong with a man marrying a horse? Is it the lack of so called "sentience" in his chosen mate? Is it the interspecies barrier? A while back the race barrier was a problem, that was changed. Yes I agree that allowing a man to marry a horse whilst at the same time not allowing same sex marriage is ridiculous, but not because the notion of a man (or indeed a woman) loving and/or marrying an animal is. Just like any other sexual orientation zoophilia is not a choice, and I'm 100% certain there are zoophiles who love their mates a hell of a lot more than some same-species people love their partners.
Before anyone mentions the words animal abuse, heres a slight fact you may or may not be aware of. Zoophiles love their mate. Its even in the label, phile or philia meaning "to love". Therefore at the first sign of distress, they would stop whatever it is they're doing. Not only that, but have you ever been bitten by a dog, or kicked by a horse? Trust me, just by not tearing you to pieces or sending you flying they're giving their consent. Rant over.

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What the Nigger was that??
United States What the Nigger was that??

What the nigger???

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Hmmm interesting stuff

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Thank you for your help!

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Amazing article. Bookmarked it already. Best regards, Ken.

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All my life I've wanted to be somebody. But I see now I should have been more specific.

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Nice post . keep up the good work

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Morale is when your hands and feet keep on working when your head says it can't be done.

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I have no doubt that all these people who continually berate Michael are the same groups of people who couldnt stand the guy during his domination of the sport.

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Suppose it's a useful post indeed! Just bookmarked it!

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"Intelligent Design" as an explanation for anything (creation, explosion, or whatever) is out of the question because nothing supernatural is literally a possibility of any kind.

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