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Man vs. Jet Engine

Man vs. Jet Engine?  Jet will always win!

Man vs. Jet Engine

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:p I hope that wasn't the guy that cleans the engine.

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I have to see the before and after pics! I'm sure there are more pics on this, can someone find them?

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Kinda looks like spaghetti, and I don't see dark spots so it couldn't be a nigger...I'll just pretend it is...=)

Or Queami's mom stood infront of the engine with her legs spread and about twenty of his nigglett brothers and sisters were aborted in one fell swoop.

How do you get ten dead babies in a bowl? - A blender.
How do you get them out? - Tortilla chips. Lol.

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I hope that was Queami
I hope that was Queami

I hope, I hope, I hope... oh shit, that's him above me, isn't it?  boy, am I red in the face.Hehe

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HandsomeDevil
United States HandsomeDevil

that'l cure your jet lag... permanently.  on a lighter note, i am now hungry for a hamburger- YUM YUM!!!

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HandsomeDevil
United States HandsomeDevil

@I hope that was Queami  that wasn't very nice, buddy.  lets clean up the act.

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CaptainStagnetti
United States CaptainStagnetti

*This is your pilot speaking, weather is nice and balmy, visibilty is high, we should make it Quebec in about 1 - HOLY FUCK WE JUST HIT SUPERMAN!!!*

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^^^^
LOL!!!!

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@cumquat  I am a only child , but i think Mr.phuck found your brains. Excuse I forgot you never had any. @I hope that was Queami  Tong still living bro.

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sad really. I thought we could last an hour before hating but cumquat and some idiot had to fuck it up.

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NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER^^^^

You don't have any siblings because your mom had them jet engined out, thought I already covered that.

@cumquat,
"I am an only child. I think Mr.Phucked found your brains. Excuse me, I forgot you never had any."

Your excused, silly nigro. =)

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HandsomeDevil
United States HandsomeDevil

@queami  'I hope that was Queami' might be an idiot but he sure is a handsome devil.  don't you think?Lulz

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@Cumquat your excused for you lack of intelligence silly hater =)

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@HandsomeDevil ^^ Idk. man he never showed his picture.

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you're

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HandsomeDevil
United States HandsomeDevil

^^*you're excused.  *shaking my goddamn head*

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^^ beat you there pal.

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HandsomeDevil
United States HandsomeDevil

@queami  not too quick on the uptake are you, buddy? no worries, i leave'ya be... ;)

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well it is 3:45 not the best time to be typing.

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but thank you very much.

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Christ, Queami.. give it a rest. Say what you have to say in a single post.

What makes anyoen think this was a person? The damage to the blades isn't to great.

PS - thanks to Mr. Pucked for giving us links to the full-res pictures. it's very nice for posts like this one.

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HandsomeDevil
United States HandsomeDevil

@queami i know this is pathetic (on my part) but i won't be able to sleep without getting this off my chest.  'I hope that was Queami' was me, for christ sakes.  why would i ask you the question:"...but he sure is a handsome devil.  don't you think?"  you know, you take the piss out of a joke if you gotta sit there and explain it to people... PHUCK!  =/  g'night.

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@HandsomeDevil I got the joke. I just annoyed it. :p it is way to late to for that.

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Omg I am going to bed Ignored*

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packy cunts
Austria packy cunts

www.orlandoforums.com/.../...an-vs-jet-engine.html   theres more pictures of it there and what happened, messy as phuck!

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Niggarocious
United States Niggarocious

Lol your quite popular on this page too Queami, you got handsome devil trying to troll you and of course the usual love from the thatsphucked patrons.

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Attention all racists, why do you guys hate black people. I find it interesting that everyone is so hateful to a race of people, without purpose. So if you do have a purpose, why? and please answer the question with some intelligence don't just say niggers stink or some other stupid shit.

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downtownking
Canada downtownking

lmfao, ok cumquat that was actually funny, shit, what a perfect way to abort them... abort them all AHAHAHA

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Gauntlets The Fighter
United States Gauntlets The Fighter

Now if only there was a video... nah!  Not everybody could watch it.

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dude from us
United States dude from us

Cumquat, Your statements were brilliantly done. Sadly on this one, we may have lost a white one, but dont worry. somewhere in some hood or community the niggers are killing each other off. This might be a good termination for them, Hey Tyrone or Queami, there is a piece of chicken in there, let him reach for the bait and crank up that engine. I think watermelon would work too.

What are 3 things you cant give a nigger?? A black eye, a fat lip or a job, you can definitely give them chicken, watermelon or government checks

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Clearly that was a result of the classic hypnotic image effect generated from the center of the propeller.

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that was a probably a bird

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I don't see even the smallest of piece that might indicate shredded clothing, so either this was a streaker, or it wasn't a human.

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fake! There is no damage to the fan blades if a bird hits an engine you would get atleast one blade detach so if a human hit this it would cause several to fall off.

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Feetlestick
United States Feetlestick

FAKE!

People have been sucked through jet engines without serious injury. Now while you are likely to be injured, you are not going to be splattered all over the place like this.

I doubt it was even a bird. It's just 100% fake.

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That sucks. No pun intended. ahhaha

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mmm looks like jelly Laughing

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sounds like cumquat is sick of being raped by black men

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Ms.Phucked
Canada Ms.Phucked

lol, @ spud.. i dont know why cumquat makes fun of people.. seriously girl? have ya looked in the mirror love? do you hear your reflection screaming " YOU LOOK LIKE A DRAG QUEEN!!"..Smile..haha, but i suppose that making fun of black people makes her feel better about her drug infested childhood..lol

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In the complete set of pics you can clearly see some broken blades AND pieces of cloth from the guys work-clothes/overalls(?) so before people start squawking 'fake' & unbelievably 'people have been sucked through jet engines without serious injury' are you fucking serious @Feetlestick go click on @Joshie link further up the page & have a look at a few more of the pics

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www.metacafe.com/.../
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5a4_1184134851
And there is another one on a navy ship in the daylight clearly showing the massive red smear down the side of the jet post ground crew insertion. It was on a 'Amazing videos' TV show and they tried to say he lived and was just bruised. LOL.

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And that engineer should have known better. Thats an very expensive engine completely ruined.

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"Would you identify this bucket-full of your husband?"

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@Dried up tranny,

Bitch please. You look like a dried up paper bag filled with nigger shit. Smoke some more crack and suck some more nigger dick and choke on it till you die. Please relocate to your cardboard box in South Africa, and be with all the other white niggers that live there. Thanks ^_~

PS: I do get my daily dose of green though, try some and stop being an arrogant bitch. If that doesn't work I'll lock you in a room with twenty niggers overdosed with meth and real livestock spanish fly and let them at you. They would shank you a few dozen times and fuck the holes. I guarantee you'd be calling every one of those nasty coons nigger before you got fucked to death. =)

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AND HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY FUCKING A NIGGER IS LIKE FUCKING A TURD. ^(-_-)^

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Defo a fake. If the engine was running at speed, and producing enough power to mince somebody the way the pic suggests, then the bits would be sucked/blown though the bypass ducts and out the rear of the engine cowling, NOT blown forward and sprayed around the INTAKE!!!

OK, there's obviously some damage to the main fan blades, but the blood and guts have just been photoshopped in.

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Wonder how they did the cleanup, not much solid matter, so maybe they just had to use a hose pipe and rinse out the engine?  The passengers on the plane probably had a big delay too.

He should have known not to go near a running jet engine.  Pilot should have shut the engines if they needed some maintenance/checks too.

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@Frostycab most of the blood/guts HAS blown through out the rear! about 50 meters out the rear too, Thatsphucked hasnt shown full set of pics

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Love all the fools who say it's fake... or a bird.

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BestgoreIsBest
BestgoreIsBest

Man, everything here is getting more and more dissapointing, especially the fact that i've seen this a whole year ago on Bestgore.com... and you can find all the pictures there aswell. Article: www.bestgore.com/.../

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BlondieGirl
United States BlondieGirl

UNLESS!!!!!!!!!! that man is superman! =]

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DEFINATELY FAKE, THAT IS COLORING OR TOMATO.  IN REAL LIFE WE WOULD SEE HIS CLOTHING OR SHOE STUCK TO THE BLADES AND WE WOULD SEE SOME PIECE OF HIM LEFT, IT LOOKS LIKE HE HAS BEEN BLENDED WELL SO NOTHING IS LEFT OF HIM BUT ITS FAKE.  FUCK FAKERS FUCK

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Uh-oh Spaghetti-O's

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Think about it, there's probably mashed up pieces of his dick lying around >Smile
And also, I think I see his brain lying in a shredded clump near the jet in the jet engine, look closely...

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Hahahaha, I'd love to see this happen in real life Laughing
Funny shiiiit

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