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Matthias Schlitte Is Popeye

matthas schlitte Matthias Schlitte is a 22 year old German arm wrestling champ.  He may look like he has been masturbating with his right arm since puberty.
In fact he been training for 6 years to grow his massive right arm for competitive arm wrestling!
Schlitte is actually quite ingenious.  If you think about it, by only increasing the size of his one forearm and no other part of his body, he has allowed himself to arm wrestle in lower weight classes.




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i do believe that is his right arm Mr. Phucked...

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I have seen him, hes amazing. he lives in a small town next to my hometown.

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my right arm looks like this... but i aint no arm wrestler. haha

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i like to switch hands so my dick wwont curve

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Mr. Phucked
United States Mr. Phucked

correct morbitron, his RIGHT arm!

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looks like photoshop, children

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I didn't know this site was being made appropriate for preschoolers. Must have happened while i was away.

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Babarossalol
Babarossalol

look him up before saying some stupid shit like ''looks like photoshop, children''

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emkEFxx2Bns

Mr. 'fap alot' is real.

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Thanks for the tube link, would have thought that was also fake.  That is just one freaky looking forearm, and its enough to weird out your opponent that for sure.  100% real and truly, thatsphucked

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His training involved going to the porn site; pornhub 19 times a day.

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ShoShoBitch
United States ShoShoBitch

He reminds me of the poor Slevonian fuck (I think) that broke his elbow during a championship somewhere..That was so fearce his arm rolled back all the way while he was lifting to much weight (apparently)

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Christ almighty! He may be a clever fuck to stay in the lower weight class but I wouldn't sacrifice my body proportion to win a few trophies.

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Babarossalol
Babarossalol

i cba watching the youtube video again but i think the moderator said something about that his right forearm has a genetic defect.
So he didnt rly train with his right arm only but got teh 'PWN AT ARMWRESTLING GENS OF EVUL DOOM' ;D

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hell ive been beating off for years and my arm doesnt look anywhere looking like that

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ha in the youtube vid his fingers can't bend so i think its a genetic anomaly...

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ambergerftriley
United States ambergerftriley

looks like the guy from "lady in the water"

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all the pervs that are into fisting will looking for partners who have an arm like this when they see this

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he looks like quagmire lol

www.youtube.com/watch

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ambergerftriley
United States ambergerftriley

im gonna have to go with genetic defect. his ring and pinky finger are considerably slimmer that his pointer and middle fingers.

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cookieveins
United States cookieveins

i dont know much about pro arm wrestling but look at how they pull on the peg their holding with their opposite hand.  It looks like a lot of muscle goes into pulling and using the whole body.  Also i bet they use a lot of right back and ab muscles(which he doesn't super have).  I wouldn't say its genetic and i also wouldn't say its a weight class thing(he needs to be using more than just that arm, his shoulder and neck aren't proprotionally big enough, and nobody else is doing it so if it is a weight class thing it's probably unfounded(like this speculation)). I would bet hes probably fucked up his arm up with so much wrestling with it(broken arms happen all the time arm wre). whatever... hes german so who really cares

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