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Merry Christmas Eve Phuckers!

Nothing makes you feel like Christmas more than Jesus phucking a baby.

Merry Xmas Eve Phuckers

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Dude from US
United States Dude from US

Not a fan of this pic. Truly Fucked up. Watch out for that lightning bold Mr Phucked.

Trey is super gay and nappy headed

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Dude from US
United States Dude from US

To all the negros, Nappy Holidays

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super gay? YOU cant stay off my nuts

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ahah that's awesome! He could also use the umbilical cord to choke himself a bit.

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Littlerock jimbo
United States Littlerock jimbo

Jesus fucken christ! Put a condom on!!!

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mmmh looks like some sexy times right there. Turns me on.
And there's nothing wrong with this at all, he's simply cleansing the baby with his godly juices

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This is phucked :/

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Dude from US
United States Dude from US

This is so sweet, the fella in the red scarf and red dew rag is Trey

The 12 Gays of Christmas  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSedhEoutP0

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This is a for Trey a little short movie
Scout=Trey
Heavy=Doofus
Minigun=Doofus's insults

Enjoy
www.youtube.com/watch

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I look at this website everyday. A fan for a while. After this picture not anymore. Tommorow there is somebodys
bday.

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Dude from US
United States Dude from US

I agree with Its Me, that pic is just wrong

I still hate dirty nappy headed niggers though

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Dude from US's twin
United States Dude from US's twin

Niggers take it in the butt ^

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Gauntlets Twin
United States Gauntlets Twin

Dammmmmm, You cant fucks wit Jesus like dat. Dat shit be fucked up bad.  I gits excited, Santa be bringin me some shit in the mornin. I hopes I git KFC gif certificates.

Marry Christmas all and I loves you Gauntlets sea you fo dinna. Please dont eats all da chicken legs dis year.

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Ok i have some statements for this 1. serves the baby right it and it's mother are niggers 2. that is why those filthy fucking jews killed him he is wasting a perfectly fresh baby, i mean come on just shove a stick through the ass and out the mouth and cook it over a fire and 3. Gauntlets Twin speak fucking english i mean is it that hard to speak properly your english is so bad that i think your the worthless nigger baby in the picture.

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Eins - SeigHeil, I love your name brother, but you can't really come at him with 'i think your the worthless bigger baby'. ( Your is supposed to be you're) Sorry :/
Zwei - I'm Athiest & this picture is still phucked up in a sense. A little disturbing.
Drei - I think its more a metaphore of how Christianity is straying further from the true meaning of faith & corrupting today's youth, basically 'phucking them in the ass' at a younger & younger age.

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Jesus would be turning in his grave if he saw this.  *shakes his head*

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Hey, where's my beautiful visage?

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^^Looking good, kid.  Looking good...

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Merry Christmas to you all!!  even to the niggers who bought Christmas presents with their EBT card!   How do you like EVERY Image of Santa is White??   Black Santa would look like shit on a snow bank!!   Ho Ho HO is what he calls your Mom's

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A speculator
United States A speculator

You know... This shit itsnt too bad. Sure, it is morally wrong, but when you get down to it, this is just a fucking drawing... I heard about a site earlier today... Where a man sells child sex slaves. He goes into a lot of depth on how he "fixes" the problems that they present... For instance, he said that in order for them to not struggle and get away when his customers try to fuck them... he cuts off their limbs. Right above the knee and elbow. He coats the insides of their mouths with some kind of... Silicone stuff, I believe. Apparently stops the kids he is selling from biting peoples dicks off. He brutalizes them until pain... is nothing to them anymore. Like sick shit involving needles and clitoris, ect... This stuff doesn't phase me in the slightest. If you want to get your panties in a knot about the kid part, save it, this is nothing. If you want to get your panties in a knot about the Jesus thing... 1.) Jesus was an asshole as a child, and as an adult
2.) Jesus was terrible at being Jewish (keep in mind, rednecks, he was a jew)
3.) He set up some kind of crazy shit prior to his killing by the Romans, look into the gospel of Judas

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You, sir, are an idiot. I am not here to try to correct you on your racism, I am guessing that would be a lost cause . However, you seem to be at a misunderstanding about the idea of santa being black. There is no black santa, obviously, and there never will be one, but that has nothing to do with santa being a divine figure or some shit. Santa is based off of a historical character who we can prove to have existed, there is enough documentation, and so on. Jesus, however, is someone who we have no idea what he looks like. All of the shit that we envision about Christianity today has to do with middle ages stuff, artists taking liberties and doing as they please.

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@Ellio4u That's a cool story bro but shouldn't you be in my lawn shoveling away the snow and cleaning my windows? You aren't getting payed 67 cents an hour for gold bricking CHOP CHOP

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CaptainStagnetti
United States CaptainStagnetti

"Hey Jesus! Leveticus 18:22!"

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Merry Christmas !Everybody... but  i think it is not good to make fun of
the  Jesus.

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Gauntlets The Fighter
United States Gauntlets The Fighter

Yeah, Mr. P.  Dis is beyond phucked.  Reminds me of dat scene from A Serbian Film.  Maybe u should find dat scene an' post it here... or will u get arrested 4 child pornography?  But anyways, my so-called twin probably got some lumps of coal which other ppl used 2 set 'em on fire wit... or I could wish dat much at least.

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LOLZ  you're funny!  My One car cost more than your worth! I think you're a lezbo because you are scared of men because your step-dad ass fucked you at ten!

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wow are you guys seriously freaking out about your fucking easter jesus? news flash.. HES A FICTIONAL CHARACTER!! get a fucking clue.. it makes me laugh a bit watching all of you spend you lives worshiping your false deity in hopes of a life beyond you biological existence. the ignorance of the human race is such a pity.. the bible is like the fucking enquirer.. people will believe any thing thats in writing.

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CaptainStagnetti
United States CaptainStagnetti

@Ellio4u
That rhymed!

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for a minute there I thought it was Mary giving birth to Jesus? but then who is violating that baby?

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^^for a minute there I thought it was Mary giving birth to Jesus? but then who is violating that baby?^^

I thought the same dam thing mary is giving birth,so jesus is fking his brother? WTF

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The only thing funny about this picture is the potential metaphorical meaning of kids getting Jesus or the 'literal proof' of the Bible crammed in them before they know what logic is or any value of myth. So heh. No disrespect Buddy Christ.

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O'l Smitty, Jesus himself ascended to heaven you moron

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^^I was obviously being ironical, You phucking cunTARD.^^

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I love some of the early gospels that were not included at the ~400AD collection of the bible writings. Some classic stuff such as Jesus as a kid, where he gets teased so he reduces the whole village to dust, then his mom comes back to the village and scolds him till he brings them back to life. And the gospel that the catholics call a faulty translation of the Vedic that describes flying machines and 'flat glass tablets the colour of slate that words and picture appear upon at the will of the holder'.
Sorry to get on the bad side of certain people here but when you really think about it, religion is a comforting belief system used buy wolves to govern sheep, and you have to ask yourself, do you think its really safe being a sheep?

About the picture, why isn't the the woman giving birth on a cross?

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I don't think there is ANYTHING morally wrong with insulting some ignorant superstition's figurehead. Those who don't want their beliefs mocked shouldn't hold such ridiculous beliefs.

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Born NOT a virgin but phucked in the ass (BOY) Phucked in the newborn cunt (GIRL)

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nothing worked,now gonna give a last try with original 4.1 for the iphone.......

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