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Miami Zombie Attack Two Weeks Later

Remember the Miami Zombie Attack?  After seeing his pictures it was pretty obvious that we will not be seeing him in the Maxim Top 10 hottest guys anytime soon.  But I have to say, considering what happened.  I think he looks "pretty good"

Miami zombie attack victim after incident

Miami zombie attack victim after incident

Miami zombie attack victim two weeks later

Miami zombie attack victim wwo weeks later



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Maybe if he would have stayed in school and didn't get hooked on rum or drugs this wouldn't have happened to him.

See kids don't be a wino or a crackhead or else shit like this could happen to you... phucker was probably trying to bum some change off the dude that attacked him and he snapped.

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What's the update on him? Will he ever see again?

Give us some info, Mr. History.

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15 year old....
Canada 15 year old....

Lol thats awesome, i thought he died tho. The second pic looks like hes roasting an egg on his face :O

O btw told u that 1 lunatic 1 icepick vid is phucked up, thanks for the post mr. phucked!

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15 year old....
Canada 15 year old....

Oh btw, the 1 lunatic 1 icepick vid is real, its news in canada, not the USA it seems. But also his foot was mailed to a liberal party in canada. The vid surfaced a few days later, so yes its real for sure.

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The video isn't that fucked up. He's dead the whole time. Not much different than cutting up any other kind of meat. What's fucked up is the killer's psychosis.

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Looks like a slice of cheese pizza.

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I like pizza.

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Fly vision Smile

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Jesus, Mary and Joseph!  First some /Vagger eats off his face, and then, some stinking joker goes and tosses melted cheese on it.  SMH  A tough-luck bastard is what he is.  It reminds me of a joke...

So this guy is driving down the highway, when all of a sudden, he sees some guy hopping along the road who's naked, bound and gagged.  He pulls over his car and un-gags the man asks him what happened.  The guy says that he was hitchhiking and got picked up by some guy.  And as they were driving along, the son-of-a-bitch that picked him up, decided to conk him on the head while he wasn't looking.  And while he was passed out, the guy who picked him up, stripped him naked, and then bound and gagged him.  "And then do you know what happened?" the naked and bound guy asked his interlocutor.  "What happened?" the interlocutor asked.  "That goddamn bastard reamed me!"  "Reamed you?" the interlocutor exclaimed.  "Yeah, that dirty mother fucker reamed me and then kicked me out of his stinking car.  do you believe that?" the naked and bound guy asked.  His interlocutor shook his head in feigned disbelief before unbuckling his jeans and saying "I got to tell you, bud, this just isn't your lucky day."  =D    

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look at the bright side of things this man was reunited with his estranged daughter after like 15 years. she recognized him by his picture in the paper(pre eaten), so instead of being homeless and poor now he has a family, getting national attention and can get some plastic surgery. GOD is good and works his magic in the oddest ways!

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You know nothing Mr.PHUCKED,atleast have some background information before posting anything Smile
well this guy's name is Moody Vodkagin,22 years old ,and he is a black guy from green land , . . .And because of his black colour he used to be a super model there , . . . He is like a Greek god of green land who likes vodkas ! People worships him there . .. .now alpha male competition is coming this Olympics , and he is the only black guy selected from greenland,so to enhance his black colour this young athletic man, decided to apply some beauty face pack last May. . .It takes two weeks for this face pack to get removed , and you can see the results above , . . ,
a perfect blend of charming , athletic , super black Greek god Moody VodkaginSmile
he can be next Mr.uniMARS,
all the best to him Smile
MAY HE BRING PROUDNESS TO HIS SUPER BLACK COUNTRY GREENLAND COMING OLYMPICS  
CHEERS Smile
Mr.HISTORY

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@ Mr. History - very educational! I feel smarter already.

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Shew. I really do feel bad for this guy.

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can't believe that much damage could happen without death involved before or after.

are you making fun of people who share intelligence "mr. history," or just trying to be funny in spite of that implication?

trailer park boys reminds me of my old plains methy neighbors. i have to play it while i do something else because it makes me a little sick giving it my full attention.

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Oh and I like Lindsay.

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well, at least now he have place to live to heal and a haircut and bath!!!

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I heard some updates about him on The Freebeer and Hotwings morning show yesterday. Turns out that the police ended up accidentally shooting the victim in the chest while trying to shoot the attacker. Fuckin' baaaad luck man.

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hold new sign on side of road : need monies for new face.

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Im hungry.

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