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Monkey Blows Himself

Sometimes with all the murder, blood, accidents and other phucked up shit.  It's just nice to see a monkey suck his own balls.

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Dark Empress
United States Dark Empress

Hahaha, that's funny, not as bad as the monkey drinking his own piss though Laughing

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Dark Empress
United States Dark Empress

Huh, why the hell didn't my real picture show up on my comment??

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why did I see this? anyway now I can die in peace seeing a monkey eating his cock.

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come on Ellio.......let's see what you have to say this time...

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This is the skill Monkeys have evolved to in case they cant find some white trash trailer park whore to suck their dick for them when they became upright walking(basketball playing) Niggers

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A number of incidents have taken place in the last several weeks that have troubled many members of our community. To start, Mr. Ellio consumes, infests, and destroys. He lives off the death and destruction of others. For that reason alone we need to restore the temple of our civilization to the ancient truths. I'm not writing this letter for your entertainment. I'm not even writing it for your education. I'm writing it for our very survival. More to the point, Ellio's clumsy orations offer only false hopes. How much more illumination does that fact need before Ellio can grasp it? Assuming the answer is "a substantial amount", let me point out that even power-hungry prigs would think twice before sitting next to someone whose sole dream is to spoon-feed us Ellio's pabulum. I know you're wondering why I just wrote that. I'll explain shortly, but first, I should state that documents written by Ellio's acolytes typically include the line, "Ellio's mistakes are always someone else's fault", in large, 30-point type, as if the size of the font gives weight to the words. In reality, all that that fancy formatting really does is underscore the fact that when I hear Ellio say that the Eleventh Commandment is, "Thou shalt place our children at imminent risk of serious harm", I have to wonder about him. Is he utterly foul-mouthed? Is he simply being featherbrained? Or is he merely embracing a delusion in which he must believe in order to continue believing in himself? The only clear answer to emerge from the conflicting, contradictory stances that Ellio and his peons take is that Ellio is offended by the truth. To sum it all up, it is easier to get a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince Mr. Ellio's torchbearers to improve the physical and spiritual quality of life for the population at present and for those yet to come.

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I bow before your eloquence Scottie but feel you are yelling at the sheep. Your words fall on deaf ears and simple minds. Ellio is a result of society and as such it is the responsibility of society to try to turn him or put up with him. I personally feel he provides comedic relief and never take him seriously.

On the subject of the monkey, good luck to him. Wish I could still do that.

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Jessee Lawriw
United States Jessee Lawriw

Very well spoken Scottie! Agree with you noshot.

and in regards to that monkey..dude how painful is that to stretch it out?

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well ya know what ? GOOD FOR HIM

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-_- why is Mr. Phucked putting shania on here ( inside joke)

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Noshot you mean you used to be able to do that? I bow my head in respect lol

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aww, he's fingering his lil asshole for an extra thrill,cute!

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JonnyPinKnuckles
United Kingdom JonnyPinKnuckles

i didnt used to be a racist but after reading ellios informative comments on monkeys pleasuring themselves i now think all niggers should be burnt or used to make fertiliser.

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Scottie, please move to Michigan. I need more people like you in my life. If only there were more of you in our society. Haha

Also, that monkey is adorable!

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Jessee Lawriw
United States Jessee Lawriw

WTF BECKY YOUR PIC IS EPEEC >Frown.

*wants an epic zombie pic for thats phucked posting*

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it isnt more flexible, it's just more stretchable.

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Thanks, Jessee! Definitely one of my greater achievements Tong

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Hey Scottie!  I bet you're a blast at a party! over "analizing" people! I don't HATE all blacks!  in fact I love some! yep the ones who make me money!  they are 8000.00 in rearage for child support but can come into my place and borrow 5500.00 for rims and tires!  they look really cool parked outside the rundown slum neighborhoods! Don't judge me! I came to the States 9 years ago with 5000.00 in hand! now I am self made Millionaire who has more value in my cars then you will ever make with your paragraph of bullshit! And to my "strong Black brothers" let get some new Whips for Xmas!  hohohohohohoh

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Please pardon the muzzy-headed overtones that will be found throughout this letter, but only unbridled poltroons ever feel that Mr. Ellio's sophistries are "grandly compelling", "articulate and persuasive", or "a vital contribution". I assume you already know that writing instructors seeking to introduce the concept of revanchism into their curricula could hardly do better than to use Ellio's barbs as an example, but I have something more important to tell you. Evil individuals are acting in concert with other evil individuals for an evil purpose. Excuse me; that's not entirely correct. What I meant to say is that I cannot compromise with Ellio; he is without principles. I cannot reason with him; he is without reason. But I can warn him and with a warning he must undoubtedly take to heart: Ellio has been telling people that honesty and responsibility have no cash value and are therefore worthless. This story has been uncritically swallowed and regurgitated by many half-informed, stubborn hostes generis humani who find pleasure in believing it. No, I can't explain it either. However, I can say that Ellio has never disproved anything I've ever written. He does, however, often try to discredit me by means of flagrant misquotations, by attributing to me views that I've never expressed. In the end, if Ellio can't be reasoned out of his prejudices, he must be laughed out of them. If Ellio can't be argued out of his selfishness, he must be shamed out of it. I would like to go on, but I do have to keep this letter short. So I'll wrap it up by saying that as a dynamic, historical current, poststructuralism has taken many different forms and has evolved dramatically in a variety of ways.

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So im guess youre the bottom guy right?>

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Oh, ellio.  You make the world go 'round.

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