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Mr. Lumpy

Maybe this poor phucker fell into a bees nest?
But at least on the bright side whatever it is missed his dick!

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hmm looks like he was burnt by acid or an octopus

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as much as this is disqusting this is i want to pop all the little bubbles

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Ouchy :o

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His dick don't look too healthy either.. Ouch

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Its a shame that it didnt hit that puny thing. It probably would have made it a little bigger from the swelling and such.

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looks like a scald from boiling water or something.

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The bubbling skin looks like scalding but the black bits remind me of chemical burns. The red stuff could be antiseptic or welting but the 'Y' scrape marks look weird, almost like a high G safety harness. Come to think of it, electricity burns have that blackened effect. Parachuting into power lines is my guess.

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That's what happen if you eat a lot of tomatoes.

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That looks pretty much like acid burns to me

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what ever the hell happened it looks like it hurts pretty bad......

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I agree with  timmy... id def pop all of them

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Miss.Phucked
United States Miss.Phucked

omfg i feel bad for this guy for 2 reasons .... 1 that looks painful!!! ... and 2 he has a rele small dick!!! poor guy

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i almost just threw up.

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What is it with people wanting to pop zits and boils?  That is just wrong.  

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This is pretty surely a rash caused by poison sumac.

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There's a difference between this pic and that link's pic...
The bubbles are red, not yellow, so they're not filled with whatever the Poison-Ivy ines are... Second, there are black bits, so parts of his skin is burnt, not irritated.
He'd have to be like, running through it in a thong or something for that shit to happen, moving it between his legs... Urgh...

I think he spilled sumfin in his lap, poor guy D:

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Lol... BOOMER!!!!

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At everyone saying that he got an small penis, you know that there are 2 types of penises? (But I dont know the exact english words for it)

1. Bloodcock = Unerected its very small, grows much when erected
2. Meatcock = Unerected its pretty big, but it doenst grow much more when erected

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i dont think its that hard to miss his dick tbh (:

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O...M....G.....

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eeewar woowar...that hurt.....A LOT!!!!!

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looknohands
looknohands

fluffyman is correct i myself have a bloodcock... unfortunately

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I just wanna take a needle and pop every one of those boil things

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This actually could be a bad case of sunburn. I think it's called partial thickness burn. My Dad had it when I was a young chap he was out mowing the lawn for hours with no shirt on in 90 degree weather...only God knows why he did it lol. But his back was so badly burned and he got blisters and such, looks just like that this phucked up soul got.

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looknohands
looknohands

i come to this site to often i just posted a comment on youtube and i unintentionally spelled "fucked" "phucked"

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Ha. Its not much of a bright side when his dicks that small...

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omg that just looks painfull...:x jeez thats terrible. but you know, ive know quite a few people that has small penises like that but get HUGE when erected...

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looks like he had flame tattoo that got removed,cause some times that happens(actually most of the time)

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Looks like a Chemical burn or a Hot water burn to me.

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poor man

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I'd like to give Jess a burn... a friction burn!=0

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That's a real bad case of the herpes.

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O_o looks like herpes to me....
though there may be a number of different diseases he could have....
its not self inflicted thats for sure, you can see other pores (smaller, but with a rash surrounding them) on his pubic area....
plus that guy is OLD (grey pubes)

on second thought he might be homeless (would explain why its expanded so much) hobos tend to scratch themselves rather than try and find out WTF is wrong with em....

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oh and for anyone wondering what the black scabs are, im 90% sure thats dead flesh, check the right leg, big ass chunk he ripped off

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@ fluffyman,

here in the states we call them either:
1. A shower
2. A grower
I think you can decide which is which.

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@pili:

yeah lol..thanks for the info.

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peniswrinkle
United States peniswrinkle

fluffyman
where im from we say growers and showers lol

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he's slowly transforming into bubblewrap... yup.

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yea i think it probably didnt see his dick is why it was missed lol

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I'm sorry to tell you, but he's dead. those lumps are blows, which result from decay.

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probably another fail penis-enlargement technique

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"missed his dick" ?
i think what ever it was thought it wasnt worth it, his penis is already small and crappy looking.

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Meh, Looks like a sun burn maybe (worst case), thats what my shoulders looks like for a lil while...

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