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Mr. Phucked New Furniture

Mr. Phucked always likes unique pieces.

Naked table

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GOOD IDEA , THAT WOULD KEEP THE MOTHER INLAW AWAY.

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beats IKEA anyday!!!!

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I hope she has washed her hands and legs before touching that glass XD

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lol telaras i think if she was a real person she would

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Does it come in a blonde, i have wooden flooring

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ILL put an order for one as long as it clean's up after me

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Gauntlets The Fighter
United States Gauntlets The Fighter

Hawt idea... I'd sculpt somethin' like dat outta wood if I was dat good an' then put da glass over it.  There go a table.

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you suck gauntlets ! go back to Africa and die

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Thats a great idea Gauntlets!

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stupid nigger
stupid nigger

My fuck gauntlets, that hurt my head reading that. Its called fucking spelling you inbred nigger. Now how about you do what FUck Niggers said and go back to Africa and die.

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And it has a place to store your cigarettes and bic lighter!

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Looks like a piece i made with ellio's sister, That little redneck trash was pretty fiesty..

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Table looks cheap.

@Zane Redneck = poor white trash from souther parts of the USA that get RED NECKS' from working outside because they are to stupid to get an indoor job.  Ellio is a dago and saying trash is just redundant.

If you're going to rip on someone at least know something about them. Gauntlets black and Ellio is a racist Italian.

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The persistant question I'm sure is on every mans mind.... Can you phuck it?

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ou thats what a women is ment to do
hears some shit bout emanzipation on the radio and was confused

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@Gauntlets i have seen a table that looked something similar! being in the SW of West. Australia which is a rather forested area, there are a lots of wood-worker types around

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Would sure keep the flies off your biscuits Smile

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TheGuyWithABigCock
Argentina TheGuyWithABigCock

@lenusa
I enjoy your sarcasm, it gave me a great idea...

Dear Ikea people,
    
   How about we swap the girl and use a latex doll instead????.
I would...well, we would buy your furniture.
          
                  
                     -TheGuyWithABigWiener

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haha my friend's boyfriend does purchasing for Ikea, I will pass on the message, just make sure we share the glory when they start the line production!

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phuck me mentioned a good question. can you phuck it? seriously if yes it would be 2 in the price of 1 Laughing

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TheGuyWithABigCock
Argentina TheGuyWithABigCock

I did some research on silicon and latex dolls, they both require a shit-load of attention. Let's give it to Gauntlets, the idea of making the bitch glass top tea table out of good old simple wood sells it self....Just try not to get splinters on your dick.

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That's so sweet you guys ar ejust jealous

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Dark Empress
United States Dark Empress

Interesting concept...

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You sure thats not real? It looks very realistic from this angle.

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concerned pedestrian
Australia concerned pedestrian

im pretty sure you'll find it's juts some slut, naked holding up a sheet of glass...and yes, every man, woman and child would fuck her.

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Ide crush the bitch under the glass .... kinda like a slide to put under a giant microscope Smile

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Does she have something up her ass?

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this table wouldn't last a week with a guy like me. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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girlracoon81
United States girlracoon81

i would love a male on for my house

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KitsuneMerow
United States KitsuneMerow

Welcome to the world of BDSM/Gor..

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kill em all
United States kill em all

the fetish magazine on the table is a nice touch

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@girlracoon81  i want to be your table.

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girlracoon81
United States girlracoon81

@joeymartyr only if you are big. i like big.

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special fried BRAAAIINNNSSS!!!!
United Kingdom special fried BRAAAIINNNSSS!!!!

@joeymartyr judging by the fact you didnt reply, im guessing u aint big

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The Kraken
Canada The Kraken

Knocked the fuck out, and also im getting me one of those as soon as i return to victoria.

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Hi , there is no way bro ! you have to update your bb to 6.15.00 ( iPad baseband )using redsn0w or pwnagetool

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