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Muslin Online Dating

I'm sure many of you have tried online dating, but would it work in Muslim countries?
They cannot show their faces so how would you know if they were attractive or ugly?

Example Ad:
I like to take long walks on the beach and tease my date by allowing the wind to gently blow my burke (face covering) a little and maybe allow you a glimpse of my nose, maybe even a cheek.
Maybe after 2 years of dating, I'll show you my ear.
Email me, let's meet for a coffee, I'll bring my short straw...

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Wow! go racist american humor!

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MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Awsome

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funny!!!!. fuck muslems. THEY PROBABLY HAVE A DATING SITE WHERE U FUCK CAMELS. FUCK EM ALL, BACKWARD FUCKS, STILL LIVING IN THE STONE AGE !!

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Salame malikama I am Sharzeair from A SHIT HOLE. I am a nice decent lady looking for a nice muslim man to blow the fuck out of things in my future. The things I enjoy doing are traveling weekends away long scenic drives, and blowing up shit. I love music like kulki butcha "bing bong bing bo bing". I also enjoy cooking and taking care of that right man if I found him blown up in the driveway. Anyway want to know more leave me a message and ill blow up after the beep.

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think i found the love of my life!!!

Im an honest, self-sacrifising person i can equip my self with C4, I love all people and always judge others especially christians. I'm a full time muslim and God-Fearing, i pray 500 times a day. I give sincerely and from my C4 to blow up my friends and family. I love adventures( SHOOTING AT AMERICANS), and travelling, learning to read Qur2an and discovered many things about death ofter life..there's way more to say but seriously you cant BLOW someone just on a computer screen, but this is a platform to meet up with people.

SOUND SOO SWEET

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The guy who thought this up is the richest stupid person in the world!

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I actuallly went to that site, not many women there wearing their burke, and all seem to be high school + educated.  Now how can i find my ignorant woman to join my harem of 40 virgins in heaven if i can't do it online? INFIDELS!!!!

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Hi im looking for a woman with nice brown eyes and fashion sense.
Must be willing to unveil for porn.
Hit me up

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Nice post . keep up the good work

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Do you have any more info on this?

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Hahahahaha

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I love the first underwater pod but I don't know how comfortable I would be sleeping there knowing there is all that water above me.

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