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Noooo don't cut my penis!

Given the option of cutting your head or your penis.  Which one would you chose?

Not my penis
Not my penis
Not my penis

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Meh. It was small anyhow. If you cant please a woman you have no perpose in life.

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@amber
First off with all that blood loss I'm sure this poor guy must be soft. Second I don't see why it "was", if it's obviously still there and intact. Oh and BTW, learn to spell!.

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A man's purpose in life is to fuck his woman no matter what size his penis is, drink as much beer as possible, and of course bring home the bacon.

A woman's purpose in life is to clean up after her man, and keep her mouth shut until she is told when to open.

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Open, close and CLEAN BITCH!!... those four should be the only words circling your tiny brains.   Smile

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Ol' Smitty
United States Ol' Smitty

TGWABC, you sound like a man who has no 'perpose.'  Take a guy like Ol' Smitty, you know I'm packing the perpose.  Mind you, I haven't the slightest idear what a perpose happens to be, but it's simple syllogism- Smiits can please a woman; anyone who can please a woman has perpose; hence, Ol' Smitts has perpose.  Now if you want to see a guy with absolutely no perpose whatsoever, thenlet me introduce you to my friend Vanquish.  FFS that guy...

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Doof has no perpose.

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@Ol'Smitty

Ah, I see what your "perpose" was.

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I has perpose then.

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He looks fine. Few days in a hospital and he's as good as new!

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@Decrepit Whore
It's always nice, seeing one of my many lesser peers take note of my superior intellect. It's understandable; your frustration.

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I received a sweet hand job in church the other day,we're actually looking for a spot in the church to have some sex.

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Hey if I can record me and my gf banging in a church can I get that posted on here?

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I can eat a mean pussy amber... but looks like this guys phucked at both ends

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@jumbled letters of the alphabet. Why so defensive all of a sudden? Clearly you have some issues downstairs, mein Freund. I honestly believe smit could please a woman whilst soft, better than you could hard. Don't take it personal, not all men die virgins. This one, probably so.

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a before and after picture woulda been great

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Chimaua Zomiwatitch
Iceland Chimaua Zomiwatitch

This is what happens to mindless sheep who unwittingly stumble into the path of the almighty Zomoa! Be warned, cretins!

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@Zomiwatitch I eat bitches like you for breakfast... and
sometimes brunch

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gauntlets is a nigger
gauntlets is a nigger

Why o why couldnt this have been gauntlet?  With all the spear chunkers where ever hes from... you think somebody could get his chicken eating ass.

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@amber
You haven't been a member long enough to know what they stand for.

Now give me a moment and let me be random....




                     I HATE JEWS

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That is some nice face chopping with scythes. I see these photos and always wonder what brought the carnage about. Was it a lovers spat or did he do his neighbours wife? @TGWABC shouldn't the woman in your life know a few more words like "make me a sandwich" and such?

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-_- This is boring,can we get a new post yet?

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I actually love cooking for my husband. Humor me, jumbled alphabet. What do they mean?

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^^The Guy With A Big Cock.  He was here even before I made this site handsome.  Damn I look good...

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@noshot

Yes bro, there are more words. These few more words that follow should be her oath and prayer before bed at night. "Every Man on planet earth has a bigger penis then I because I am nothing more then a woman. I am woman and should do as I am told by my man....Amen". (applies to Chaz Bono and all other manginas).

But seriously with all fun and games aside, I am not Muslim and I respect my woman.

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John SParks
United States John SParks

Now go make me a sandwich bitch!

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I saw a video of Muslims stone a woman to death today. I swear, I see more interesting shit on Google than this site anymore :/

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In Canada they don't fuck around when it come's to hockey.

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Tom, I would just to to continue my last questions posted a few minutes ago. Do you think that new technologies (artificial intelligence (wibm watson), diy, automation (foxconn), open source, 3d printing, new energies,...) could lead in the next decades to a society without work? Do you think that the experience of basic income tried I think in Namibia and Alaska and some emirates could be generalized due to these gains in productivity?

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Get up !!! Its just a flesh wound

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