Drying off my French pedicure, I got to hear a lovely conversation today.
Vietnamese woman: Is she your only daughter?
Black woman: Uh huh. She's 14.
Vietnamese woman: Do you have other kids?
Black woman: Uh huh. Five boys.
Vietnamese woman: WHAT! Six kids?!
Black woman: Uh huh! And she mah only guuuurl, so I gots to keep a close eye on her.
[conversation segued into something else]
Black woman: Yeah, uh huh, I wanna get some plastic surgery done.
Vietnamese woman: Oh?
Black woman: Yeah. I wants to get um... a breast lift 'cause I breast feed all my kids.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, LADY.