Sometimes think your love making is like poetry or even art?
Well Tim Patch from Australia paints with his penis!
First thought that springs to mind is. Does it not get sore?
"Painting on canvas for hours on end is not very kind to your skin. It's pretty tiring and it gets really sore … I use antiseptic, but I had to use my bum to paint in the background, because you have to have the occasional break," he said.
Now vagina painting, I'm waiting for that one!