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Phuck a Melon

Who needs a girlfriend? Just Phuck a melon!

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creepy... very creepy

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Haha this makes me laugh. If this guy can bust a nut phucking a melon, maybe I should try it.

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Ah! Reminds me of a young Richard Leigh fucking a pizza..That was epic!

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hahahahahah. this gives new meaning to blasting MAN SEED

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I sure hope he doesn't eat that after he's done...

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WTF? Fucking weird. He must live at his parents.

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Bitchphister
United States Bitchphister

guess that watermelon isn't seedless.  gives new meaning to plugging a watermelon.  i've read that you're better off using a whole watermelon and coring out a hole and fucking it on the ground.

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is he fucking serious?

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Ms. Phucked
Ms. Phucked

i think i know why hes fucking a melon  ..................................
.....................................................................................................................................................           no girl wants a less than a minute man lmfao!!!!

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what a waste of a perfectly good melon...i could of eaten that DX

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As long as guys like that stick to the melons, then the girls are safe!  Who would want a guy like that anyway?

Anyway, she could tell he would be lousy in bed, there was absolutely no dirty talk, so yeah, he best keep on practicing with the melon, and maybe even try not to cum too quickly next time.

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that was classic phucked up shit!

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Hahaha. Awesome. The video I uploaded got onto the main page. xD You can thank the people of 888Chan for that video. =P That's where it came from.

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looknohands
looknohands

i bet thats jason biggs video resume for american pie

or the american pie sequel was gonna be american melon

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what a fucking noob! but hey if it works and your desperate! Though whatever happened to good old handys. Poor watermelon!

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Mr.Phucked?????

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This is the kind of Whites that I want to exterminate, shame for the rest of the race

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@Sarah Girls are safe?! Are you a lesbian? Too sad,because in romanian I might say: "Eşti tare bună de pulă!"

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Brrr, that melon would be cold! No wonder he's a bit undersized.

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supaflyafro
United States supaflyafro

i may be tempting to try it, when my dick is too old and used up to the point where it looks like its been around the world 37 times, but i like to fuck girls dat are soft wet and warm not hard slightly dry and cold. phucked up but hey guys will phuck anything. not as phucked up as the girls whose vids r on here

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BitchesKilla
Bulgaria BitchesKilla

Haha, descripton so true! Who needs girlfriend or wife? Who needs sex when got masturbation! Fuck the chicks and fuck Sarah! You suck!

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lol this is just wrong... how pathetic

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NOW EAT IT!!!!

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HAHAHAHA creeperrrr..really dude, you couldnt find ONE girl to fuck..unless he prefers fruits

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nice info you got here mate.. keep the nice blogging..

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Sure, go ahead and support Walmart undercutting everyone else. When they drive everyone else out of the market you'll be glad you saved that money. Or not.

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