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Doctor: "Where does it hurt"?
Patient: "......................."
Doctor: "OK, you don't need any painkillers"
Patient: "......................."


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No one knew that guy had a stick of explosives in his dick.

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Try not to eat your vegtables to fast next time.

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Joel walker
United States Joel walker

Thanks mr.phucked for putting this on the main page. <3

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Failed suicide perhaps?  doesnt matter though.

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0:10 Doctor: I told you not to eat that firecracker, now look what you've done! D:<

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"But I won the dare!"

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Death would be  sweet bliss if that were to happen to anyone.
How could you eat like that?

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theres a longer version of this, & the poor guy (probably a fucking terrorist wannabe though) he was just casually swinging his legs waiting/listening to the Dr. describing his wounds, DUDE your whole JAW is gone, there is no fixing that, ask for a lethal shot of morphine, NOW!

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I think he had oral sex with Gauntlets Mom!

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Dude from US
United States Dude from US

Muslims talk to fucking much, this ought to fix him. I dont think he is saying allahu akbar now. He can deep throat nigger dicks like a champ now. Fuck him and his bullshit, NLB.

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Doctor (pointing finger): you must put your dick in here and here and it would give you the greatest pleasure. (Holding head and pointing to the left side) you can enter the predator's mouth from this side here. (Pointing to the right side) The handsome has quite a hole here so you can try putting 3-4 dicks at a time in here and here.

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Gauntlets Twin
United States Gauntlets Twin

Ifs my mouf was like dat, I could fit a  hole chicken in my mouf at once. Dat shit wood be great. I loves chicken.

Gaunts, you wants dis dew rag or not nigga?

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This guy is as good as dead. I seen a similar video on Bestgore

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I don't think it's coincidence that this shit only happens in "melleh makaleh" countries...

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My husbands prepping for his fourth tour. Showed him this video last night & he said it looked as if someone intended to shoot him in the head, but instead got the poor bastards jaw.

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I'm Arab. These guys are in Syria. And this was filmed this year.
These are the fucking Sunni terrorists who claim to want "freedom" by shooting each other (yes, I said EACH OTHER) and blaming it on the Syrian police!!! The fucking BASTARDS!!!

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no need to get racist, we all know you wouldn't like these jokes if that were you.

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''loool look look man, I can hold that gun with no hands''

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HandsomeDevil
United States HandsomeDevil

i'v heard of someone "biting the bullet" but for fuck's sake!  =/

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HandsomeDevil
United States HandsomeDevil

hmm?... where's my pic?

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Chuck Norris blew his load

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adastraperaspera
Australia adastraperaspera

From what I understand, I think the doctor is pointing out the costs of reconstructive surgery. He mentions a number of different sums.
The poor dude might be one of the rebels I think, because someone mentions Syrian president Bashar Al Assad by name at the end of the clip. Either rebel or one of the military.

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This child who laugh him is a simple example of the many people in syria  who want freedom  , and their government  has killed them and  imprisoned  and Suppressed their demonstration

so you must Respect this people and prayer for soul child and Martyrs

THe syrian revolution   against  Criminal dictatorship goverment
it is againts Bashar Al-asad

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