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This guy is having serious problems trying to NOT cum during a porn shoot.
 

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you mean...not all guys cum in 10 seconds? whaaat?

i was jking lolz<3 we can have love childs!

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welcome to my sex life...

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lol looks like the guy needs some viagra
(just like Guy from usa and 15)

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@ Lindsay looks like u have rags on ur face
@ Lyndsay you need a new BF not all of us blow under 10 sec maybe 15 to 20 lmao

i may blow after 5 min but i can go all night

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Gauntlets The Fighter
United States Gauntlets The Fighter

Shouldn't they have pills dat keep u from cumming 4 like ... 20 minutes?

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Obviously, this sweet Indian pussy was a lot different than the sheep that Borat is accustomed to banging on his farm in Uzbekistan.  We like to call this brand of pussy: BANGLADESH!

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15 year old....
Canada 15 year old....

This is footage of lolz and dudefromUS after dudefromus  kidnaps lolz and forces her to marry him and then rapes the shit out of her all day every day.... Fucking sick people out there.

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@Lindsay  Hun, it looks like you finally got cloned.  They say imitation is the highest form of flattery, so take it all in stride, babe.

@Gauntlets The Gorilla  Why do you even try?

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爷爷的熊
People's Republic of China 爷爷的熊

米国壮男真能肤悠……all night?你是吃vigra长大的吗?真么壮咋不来天朝做鸭?一天赚几十万呢

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This pale clown is really funny, being skinny and having such a stupid face would make me laugh tooLaughing no wonder the chick is laughing at himLaughing

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gin0man5432
gin0man5432

aaahhhahahaha, wudda bitch

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@15 year old
Are you trying to be a dumb ass or does it come naturally to you.
Maybe this is footage of how 15 year olds Parents made they're "special" child and why everytime he masturbates his longest to hold it is 5 seconds. Remember kids Condoms prevent minivans Smile

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Lolz likes it when guys shoot their loads after a few seconds - that way, she can move onto the next homeless guy...

and the next...


and the next...


and the next...

until she's done the entire block in a couple hours.

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Dude from US
United States Dude from US

It happens sometimes, I have fucked like a mule and been a two pump chump. I have a feeling if I did fuck Lolz, I would 2 pump chump. If I fucked her, it would be all about me, i might blast in her face or maybe it would be cool to knock her up. A pregnant, angry bitch is always cute. Come to poppa baby girl.

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Andrew The Man
United States Andrew The Man

why do guys like this get to be in pornos?  i myself dont even possess the ability to cum inside of a pussy, i just fuck till shes done then yank some skeet out of the ol cucumber onto or into whatever surface or orfice she desires.  i actually in some ways envy premature ejaculators, im sure cumming in a pussy feels fantastic.

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Like I've always said-

I'm happy you came so fast... but you know me... half-way there.....


wo-oah, livin on a prayer.

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Most girls complain I take TOO long but I usually have like 5 drinks in me in those situations. -- but that happens to the best of us -- one time as I came out of my smokin dope jumpin rope lifestyle (9 years ago) I was so unsettlingly sober than even a cute chubby chick coming on to me loaded me up, gone in 60 seconds.

Thank God I've been wearing women out or even making them limp at work the next day. Sometimes when its been awhile 2 hours just isn't enough, you know?

Use lube when playing w/urself so cooter doesn't just overwhelm you and drink (responsibly of course) if your holding back tactics might fail you. Supposedly flexing your junk muscles can eventually get you to hold back if even a supermodel is grinding you retarded but I guess I'm not there yet.

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Jesus tapdancing Christ. I cried laughing when he started smacking his dick.

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Ha! this guy is useless...

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I did laugh. That whole slapping his dick thing is quite funny. I don't mind admitting that viagra over an extended period has helped me immensely. I take Cialis now and the amount of control you gain is like becoming a god. Being able to say to the girl your with 'lets cum at the same time' and have her know you can do it gives you such a boost in confidence. I can't recommend it enough guys, and girls don't be afraid to straight out shove one in your mans mouth, he might come quick the first time but 5 minutes latter is when the real fun starts for you.

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smacking his dick made this video ahahahaha

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Peach, you just won my heart right there w/that Bon Jovi...<3

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Seriously, who the heck can't hold the cumming for at least 5 minutes?

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@Beaner Mexicans I would reckon. My ex was half mexican & couldn't hold for SHIT. Ugh.

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LOL. I agree it does happen to the best of us. It's mainly about the guy being all tense (nervous) or over excited. Drinking to not cum quick is just plan stupid. Alcohol just ends up making you dependent and you will soon always need it or something else to no cum quick. Sex has always been 90% mental and 10% physical. Relax and fuck the shit out of you bitch like a man should do.

Ladies think about every dude you been with. When you first met them they took forever to cum; now (6 months later) they only last 5 minutes. its all a mental thing they are now comfortable with you and no longer need to express or be the alpha male to win over a mate. Everytime i fuck i fuck like it going to be my last time. I have made being a chicks sex god my (pleasure king) my fetish. Truth is women talk so never i repeat never bust a nut and then stop fucking if is only been 5 mins. I would suck her off or finger bang her or push some shit up her if i couldnt get hard or i popped too earlier. fuck i remember once i talked dirty to this chick and she masturbated we still had an awesome time. If you fuck one chick good she tells her friends... same applies to if you dont fuck her right... if you aren't getting pussy that much your doing it wrong..

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PS. fuck you 15yr old your a still a virgin. get the fuck off this site and go bang some bitches. 15 and at home all the time..... already a fucking loser and so young... imagine when this fucker is 30....

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Thatwhiteguy
United States Thatwhiteguy

As a 13 year old thats phucking hilarious!!

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PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFHAHHAHAHAHAHA...smh poor guy.

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Who is this bitch?

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chibachief
United States chibachief

lol bad fucking day

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Clearly you don't know how the industry works:
They cannot use pills to control their erection, they practice kegel-exercises to ejaculate on command and cannot use any substances to increase sexual-stamina.

Clearly this bloke did not practice, or has little experience.

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Also, porn though it appears very linear and all together, it's actually shot on a multitude of days, making it appear that the guy lasts 20 minutes.

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