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This dude not only has a tiny penis but cums with just a girl touching his small penis.  I'd kill myself...

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WAY TO GO MATE I WAS LAUGHING TOO , ME LOVE YOU SHORT TIME , WHAT A LADIES MAN LOL.

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haha his dick is so small it had to be censored! he should at least shave to make it look a tiny bit bigger

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i feel so sorry for the guy (NOT!), and I agree with lenusa, it was so tiny it had to be censored. xD and i couldnt stop laughing too.

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*giggles*

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wow this truly phucked up xD

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MattBellamy
United Kingdom MattBellamy

I agree with Mr Phucked... :/ seriously?? *shudders*

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WELL MAYBE IT WAS HIS 1ST TIME, AND WITH 2 CHICKS MAYBE HE HAD TO PAY BY THE HR AND ONLY HAD $2 sucky sucky

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just kill yourself stop embarashing mankind O.o

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*chuckles*

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RicanSpankDaddy
Puerto Rico RicanSpankDaddy

So he had a problem holding his wad. He probably hasnt gotten laid in a long time....if at all lol

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TheGuyWithABigCock
United States TheGuyWithABigCock

Wow, no wonder there's an over population.

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this has to be the most fucked up shit I have seen on this website!! 2 inches AND cums INSTANTLY! WTF!

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how is this "phucked up"?
It just the way this guy's body works, its natural.
It is funny, I feel bad for this individual, I do wonder why he has pantyhose on his head though...

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Your Nice Mother
United States Your Nice Mother

Bow_chika-bow-bow... you must share the same problem...


I would at least get a sex change before I kill myself for this.
XD

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They sound like they are saying awww thats so cute.

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Haha funny Your Nice Mother, I'm female, not possible.

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OMG lol funny shit
acutally they said something like this
tiny guy:im cuming
girl: really ?
tiny guy: yes
girl: i want to drink i want to drink !

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Youporn has an entire series called tiny dick. Lol

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I was under the impression something like a small dick with instacum would breed you out of the gene pool. Might of been caused by his dad working with organo chlorates or something. Whats with the whole curtain thing? Its like some kind of game show, all we need now is a laugh track.

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noshot don't try to think about why they put the curtains there, you know that japanese are weird! Smile

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emilykatherine5
United States emilykatherine5

yummy.

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lmfao. there was a kid that went to my school that had this happen to him, we called him one shot wonder, he doesnt go to our school anymore...

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My nickname came from loosing a few GF's from not being able to cum. Could get it up no problem, and I'm bigger than this guy not aroused, just couldn't loose my mind to the moment. Almost feel jealous for 'this dude', then again, meybe not.

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A recent survey asked 100 men what they most enjoyed about a blow job. 10% said the sucking motion, 20% the warm wet sensation and 70% said the silence!.. Remember Sperm , cum whatever only has 2 calories so girls suck up lol.

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freaking funny stuff , lmfao

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lol it look like a toothpick, japenese people and chinease have ben known for short dicks

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Dark Empress
United States Dark Empress

At least he got his nut, but damn, I feel sorry for the dude not being able to last till they actually got down to business...still made me laugh my ass off though!  ^_^

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its not small, he is just asian

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I thought I was quick when I lost my "V"... but it makes me feel better at this time... Since I can now give her the O - face almost any time.

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This was on efukt.com, I saw it a few months ago

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4 Internets for you Mark!

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Thanks for sharring importent information in this blog. It was very nice.

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hi, i might get the iphone 4s this weekend but i want to use t-mobile cauyse my parents dont want to switch my company. ANY SUGGESTIONS? and is does the internet charge you more ?

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