That's Phucked

Racism, Sex, and Anal

White girls are the worst for anal. Every white girl I've tried anal with has cried and it sucked.

Asian girls seem to cry too but then at the same time they scream "harder harder, so big power."

Little latina girls are way into it too but I swear to god you can pull out early wearing two condoms, flush the condoms and some sperm seems to find a way back into their love nooks impregnating them.

Black chicks are like retards. Give them something shiny and they'll do ANYTHING.

I've never had sex with a Jewish girl, probably because my nose isn't big enough, so I'm just going out on a limb here and guessing they like noses up their butts.

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Yeah, most black chicks are retards.

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Hahaha amazingly true. I'm Puerto Rican and getting me knocked up is actually gonna call you to TRY to get me pregnant. So with that said.....wanna try me out? I'm here for pleasing papi... ^_^

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you stupid bitch im black and im not a damn retard i make straight A's thank you very fucking much you guys need not to make statements based off of what you have dealt with because if you give me something shiny i'll shove it down your throat! you are a retard for posting this.....as a matter of fact you are ignorant!!!!

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You are ignorant for not getting the humor. ThatsPhucked.com is pretty raw in content and humor, and doesn't seem like your kind of website.

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That above comment was directed to "nana," BTW.

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Mr. Phucked
United States Mr. Phucked

Well Victoria, had to answer this one...

Would love to try you out but as far as knocking you up, that would be a big no.
That would cost me for the next 18 years!

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Victoria:

I'll get you pregnant, as long as you don't get fat

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nana: If I gave you bling you'd be giving me more ass than a donkey stable

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MOST WHITE MEN ARE RETARDS.......KILLING THEMSELVES GETTING HORSE COCK!!!;)

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GIVE ME SOME BLING. I'LL LET YA STICK YA BIG POINTY NOSE UP MY ASS! THAT'LL MAKE UP FOR YOUR LIL PRICK!!!

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lol, wow
us spanish chicks do seem to always get prego. not me though, i munch carpets lol

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and the one's that got a offended.. relax dumb ass, ur sense of humor is shoved up ur ass

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stupid black bitch

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yeah you must be one of those classy black women (thats y ur on here). Love when they get mad when the truth is told.... Must have been at family planning the day of english class-"make straight A's" Nobody mismapes or my familees.

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WhattheFuCK!!"?
United States WhattheFuCK!!"?

Why do anal anyway? thats a Exiting place only no objects should ever enter an asshole man......any guys that like anal are seriously fucked up!!!

theres a fucking vagina, fuck that!!!

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Amberlipgloss
Australia Amberlipgloss

ok ok ok Im not entering into the race debate I dont think ur cultural heritage makes u more or less likely to enjoy ass sex.....some ppl dont like it some ppl do......be gentle make it sexy and chances are u'll get further with it.....                                                                      "Cmon now bitch take dis up ya ass!" <----usually not gunna work.
"Ur so fucking hot baby I wanna do u in ur sweet lil sexy ass and we'll do it just how u like it " <----much more likely to work.

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jackthegriper
United States jackthegriper

Man that some funt ass shit.

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i am a black woman. i'm in this site cuz i love to see what lowly things people are capable of. Doesn't make me ignorant or stupid. in actuality it proves the converse. white people on this post who got shit to say (crackers, honkeys, clorox niggas take your pick) about black people think about this...we are genetically superior. as are all other races. how does it feel that by the mere whim of nature you could be eradicated. LMAO!!!! call me a black bitch all you want. my chocolate babies will be around a lot longer!!!!!!!!!

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I WAS EXPECTING SO MUCH MORE.  THE JOKE SUCKED.

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this is too fucktilket   the only reason blacks are possibly geneticaly superior is because a WHITE slaveowner bred you to be that way, kinda like a good dog

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oh yes, black people are so superior.
especially when you think about how 90% live in the hood,
they sell drugs and shoot people up,
steal and kill because they feel their so "ghetto".
but, its not there fault!
because "da man got me down!"
well, why dont you go get a job instead of sitting on your black ass all day telling people how superior you are to them.
because clearly, you are not.
about the only things black people are superior to whites for is~
eating fried chicken, talk incomprehendsible ghetto language like they are the coolest thing since sliced bread, walk around the projects with your pants around your ankles, shoot up the nearest 7-11, and pick cotton.

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Fuck you all. This world is doomed. I hope you all know that. We are DOOMED. Us blacks are going to go first, unfortunately. Then the Joos (did that on purpose).

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And smickle, you are fucked up in the head for posting that. Were you raised by the Klan? That is messed up. But then again, you are on this site, so posting a racist comment is considered normal here.

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lmao of course imma let u hit it if you pay me but shiny things will only get you so far if u wanna fuck my ass youll also needa nice cock and of course youll have to eat my puss first immean whats pain without pleasure and a payout

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well im black and im just throw out that everyone is somewhat racist and i hate the people who say a race is superior but its true black is awesome, slavery only made us harder and gave us many stories to tell about FUCKIN CRACKERS!!! anyhow i might punch the cracker which i go to school with. Alot of times black females are easy to get just talk to em but what girl isnt put aside the fact that you might not have the largest dick in school but be happy bout (my ( inch wang) and put that aside and be happy

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Thanks for sharring importent information in this blog. It was very nice.

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Uzeranubis
Uzeranubis

First off let me begin by saying black people do not have a higher average penis size and anyone who thinks this is buying into a lie. Technically whites are genetically "pure" black and asian are closer the older species of humans they are suseptable to more diseases and all that stuff but my point is the person that started all this "i make all straight A's nigger" that doesnt make you intelligent the fact that you got so upset about this and had a nigger moment shows your intellegence then you go and make another comment saying black people are superior when thats not true at all yes...black men can jump but its not through genetic superiority no one is born to dunk they work at it music, dealing drugs and sports are normally the only shot they have to go anywhere in life white people have more oportunities for the most part but all that still has nothing to do with genetics highschool aint that hard bitch =)

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do you have twitter or facebook;I want to be your fans in hurry.2

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