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Roxxxy - The Worlds First Sexbot

Roxxxy the sex robot

Horny phuckers are always on the look out for something that gets them off.  If you cannot get a girlfriend or are too cheap to "pay" for one.  You can try the new Sexbot called Roxxxy.  She was shown at the Adult Entertainment Expo (AEE) in Las Vegas.

Roxxxy is developed by New Jersey-based True Companion, engineer Douglas Hines says the doll will cost between $7,000 and $9,000 so you have to be pretty phucken horny to want one.
Price is not the only problem.  Being made of rubber, she looks just like a doll.  So you're going to need a lot of Vodka before she might turn you on!
Another major problem is the fact that she sounds kind of like Stephen Hawking.  Still have a boner?  I think not!

Roxxxy has five different pre-loaded personalities. You've got everything from "Wild Wendy," "Frigid Farah," and "S&M Susan," to "Mature Martha" and just plain "Young."
If none of those suit your needs, you can have an unlimited number of profiles that you can build yourself.  You can also "swap girlfriends" with your horny buddies by trading personalities online...



You can also read our previous article on the Real Touch Sex Toy that you hook up to your computer.

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Mr Rabarberman
Belgium Mr Rabarberman

if she could do the dishes she would be the perfect woman

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Well with as many plastic surgeries some women get, roxxxy might be less plastic than them. But i wonder if their going to have to get data flushed once a month or become inoperable. But hey their is an off switch WOO HOO!!!!!

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She even looks like a man :eek:
I know a better use for $9,000...BURNING IT..lol

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Thus the extinction of man kind has now begun...

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Now I`d like to see that thing in action Laughing

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The Worlds First Transsexual Sexbot!
Hahahaa

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Another Fine creation from Geeks Gone Wild. What happens when her software crashes?? 911 do you have an emergency? yes my robot crashed and my penis is stuck in her mouth, and shes biting down hard can someone bring the jaws of life??

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It's a perfect solution for many people, like those who are too ugly to get a partner, old, handicapped, psychologically troubled.. etc. Others wouldn't want to have a real partner.
Ofcourse this is new technology and so much better versions and more realistic will be made all the time, especially when you have competition in the market.
So I don't see whats wrong with it or whats fucked about it!

I wonder if they will make a nigger version Laughing

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I bet I can tell who is going to be the first person to buy this.  Just see one comment above.  haha

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Donkey punch her head falls off. la.

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Bush, dont you mean a light skinned African American with no negro dialect?

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Gauntlets The Fighter
United States Gauntlets The Fighter

I'll bet dis b da perfect friend 4 Bush!

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i'm sorry but the underbite is a deal breaker for me. lol

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Hopefully all those predatorial sick phucks out there will do to this robot what they might potentially do to our daughters, nieces, sisters and mothers et al...
But all that $ and genius that went into creating this sexbot and the damn thing looks hermaphrodite...FAIL

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lol this is pathetic

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looknohands
looknohands

hey kc will you be my sexbot?

lol how the hell do you explain to the bank that your taking out a $9000 loan to buy a sex robot?

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I'd only buy this if it came with a sandwich-making program.

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I'd fuck it. Slap some KY on my dick and go to town.

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Over the next few decades these things will come along leaps and bounds until they will also empty your bank account, cheat on you and behave irrationally for most of the month and men will go back to plain old wanking.

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Is it me or does she look like Joanna Lumley?

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for something that took 9 years to make, you'd think he'd be happy to show it in action, or at least move ONCE...

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creative labs
Iran creative labs

lol just lol, just haha

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Matt Peskie
United States Matt Peskie

This will make your girlfriend very jealous. Dont buy unless you plan on being single forever.

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what happened to good old fashioned in & outy

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let me know when iphone 4s will come in Malaysia? and where I can buy it in Malaysia?

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