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Seal Clubbing?  You're probably thinking, WTF is seal clubbing?

I have featured pics of Skinned Seals before (after they've been killed)
But how do the seals get to the skinned seal stage?  The seal is often clubbed, and here is how...

Seal clubbing is very common for hunters in Canada.  There are even laws that specify how seals can be killed.

Federal laws in Canada give a sealer three ways to kill a seal.

  1. He can shoot a seal with a rifle or shotgun—provided it's above a minimum caliber or gauge
  2. He can break its head with a blunt club (like a baseball bat) that must be at least 2 feet long
  3. He can smash in its brains with something called a hakapik—a 4- or 5-foot wooden pole with a bent, metal spike affixed to the end.

By law, you have to keep clubbing the seal in the forehead until you know for sure that it's dead.  Sealers are supposed to "palpate" a pup's skull after they've clubbed it, to feel the caved-in bone beneath the skin and blubber.  Or they can perform the "blink reflex" test, which consists of touching the seal's eyeball—if it blinks, you've got to club it again. (Few sealers actually perform these tests, though; some say they can feel the skull collapse as they make contact with their clubs.)

Hunters prefer the clubbing with a hakapik.  It's safe and easy, and it preserves the seal's valuable pelt. 

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WTF IS THAT???

" some say they can feel the skull collapse as they make contact with their clubs"

No worse than what we do to pigs or chickens. Just that these little fuckers are cuter!

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Fuck P.E.T.A!!!

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masterbater
United States masterbater

P.E.T.A sandwich please with seal meat?
Medium rare

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KillEveryone
Canada KillEveryone

Im Canadien and ill tell you right now, this does happen in my country, i dont do it myself and i dont beleive in hunting animals with clubs (seems a little premitive), but you must understand that like 80% of Canadiens have never tooken part is such actions since its not within Canadien culture to do so. The natives of Canada on the other hand, do have it in their culture to hunt animals in various different ways. Pretty fucking grusome and  i love to see the gore, cute or ugly at one point i wanna see your insides ...

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Gauntlets The Fighter
United States Gauntlets The Fighter

Well at least there ain't a video of it.  Especially since there r so many ppl here scared of animal abuse an' what not...

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Reply to KillEveryone:

First off here's a few mistakes. It's 'Canadian' not Canadien, believe, primitive, taken, gruesome. Secondly, the Aboriginal individuals who live in Canada don't hunt animals solely for sport or for skin. They hunt for food unlike the industry that sells these seal pelts for money and throw away all the meat, bones etc. Also why would it be in Canadian culture to hunt seals just to club them, seems moronic. Get your facts straight.

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KillEveryone
Canada KillEveryone

Never said any of that, your just searching for an argument like most people on the internet, as for the grammar mistakes, who gives a fuck if i misplaced letters, ppl still get the message. You should stop correcting people like dick too.

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LOL @KillEveryone
"you must understand that like 80% of Canadiens have never tooken part is such actions"
English is awesome as commented by James P.
But math also.

If 80% of people don't do it.  That means 20% do.
So, population of Canada:34,482,779
20% of that is 6,896,555
So you're saying that there are 6,896,555 Canadians going around clubbing seals?  Fuckin awesome!!

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Amber fucker
Amber fucker

guantlets the nigger.  just saying...

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warranty void if seal is broken

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Fuck you 25 to life!!
You're saying 6,896,555 Canadians do this?
you're just stupid, fuckin stupid american!

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@seallover

Your name is seallover? I will take that literally then.
You have sex with seals. That is why you're so upset. Because they are killing your lovers?
Are seals tight?
As for the numbers. The numbers are correct, you cannot refute them, based on @KillEveryone flawed logic.

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@25 I fucking lold so hard \m/
I love hockey too much to be mad at Canadians for killing seals.

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Lol @mastarbater Can I get ah Seal sandwhich on PETA bread?

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^^lold

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@amber thanks for the video.
You're good at finding phucked videos and attractive.
we're blessed to have you here Smile

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^^Google Laughing

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It was self defence

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>You're probably thinking, WTF is seal clubbing?
Oh man... I remember, the was some old-ass flash game on newgrounds once, "club a seal", I'm sure that was like 10 years ago. So yeah, I know seal clubbing.

God fucking damn, I never thought something like that would ever make me nostalgia, but there we are.

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KillYourself
United Kingdom KillYourself

You need to kill yourself if you condone or agree with any of this behavior. Clubbing seals should be illegal in Canada and the sad fact that it is not in certain areas is a travesty. You Canadians should be ashamed of yourselves you dirty animals. Kill yourselves.

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its the damn eastern jobless ppl
Canada its the damn eastern jobless ppl

its teh damn jobless turds in newfoundland and Labrador, the only reason government still allowed them to hunt this, so they are distracted frm the real issue. which is lack of employment in the province. I be damned, if native, or an immigrant canadian, who actually supports this ill behavior in better parts of Canada. So pls dont look at all of us Canadians bad because of these fuck tards. Its only very small pop. of Canada that does this. They live on welfare and do this. ASSHOLES.

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