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This recent ad posted on Craigslist is looking for a Scat bottom!

Date: 2011-05-31, 11:06AM PDT

No sex, just sticky, stinky big loads of brown, solid or muddy degradation for cash from hot, in shape, hairy guy next door.

​Execs, military/religious/government officials, married, etc. welcomed and respected with discretion.

​My terms are strict. You will not touch me at any time during the scene. It will take place at your location or hotel in the morning after an overnight stay in separate rooms.

​When I am ready, you will be texted and be ready in your prepared space. I will enter wearing agreed upon clothing, verbalize agreed upon words or role play and mount you in agreed upon position to deposit bio degradation matter into or onto whatever areas or openings of your body we agree upon. There will be no arousal on my part. I will not apply bio matter with my hands or with any tools. It will be deposited in "direct drop" fashion.

​If you violate my no touch rule, scene stops and payment is due immediately without my completion.

​My rate formula is simple. Since most scat bottoms are willing to pay $1,000 for a scene, that really means it's worth $2,000. If you are going to pay that much for this kind of activity, then you deserve an additional $1,000 degradation penalty for a total of $3,000 for the scene.

​Race play, religion play, political play, employment play, economic disparity play, crime or guilt play etc are an additional $1,000. You may have ONE additional bottom player with you for an additional $1,000 but services will only be directed to one person, not both.

​If you are not comfortable with these rates or find them exploitative, do not attempt to negotiate something lower or even consider showing up with less money in person hoping to get away with it.

​Therapy is much cheaper and more effective than using me as a device for your degradation gratification, although not as fun for you. If you are emotionally and financially ready to enjoy the services you are seeking from me, contact me now.

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Gross..

But hey, he knows what he likes, and it's a pretty well-thought out advert.

Good luck to him and his poor bastard of a toilet.


Potential 3 grand? Damned rights, he'll find a taker.

That, or someone will show up jsut to get the hell beat out of them, chopped up, adn tossed into a river.

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Wow, that guy wants to get paid to shit on people...what kind of loser would pay for someone to shit on them? And it's a total rip off, you can't even touch the guy!! I know asian hookers who will crap on you for twenty bucks, and probably eat it for an extra ten! With prices like that he can get phucked! I'll take asian bitches any day!

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ill poop on him for free and smear it in his face, but that'll cost him extra!!! lmao
people are phuking crazy..

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Gauntlets The Fighter
United States Gauntlets The Fighter

Dat guy must b obsessed wit da vid of da 2 girls an' a cup or somethin...

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dragonessa1978
United States dragonessa1978

And I thought going to college would lead to the big bucks. lmao. Hell, I'd be willing to take a dump on someone for $3,000 to $5,000! Give me some xlax and tell me where to point!! hahaha  Surprised

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HandsomeDevil
United States HandsomeDevil

james... tsk tsk tsk.

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Does that price seem excessive to anyone? I am not in the scene and don't know anyone who is, but so much money for taking a dump on someone? Talk about shaking your money maker.

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Queer Quentin
Kazakhstan Queer Quentin

Is this Jimmy's ad??  

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Well, I guess it's different strokes for different folks. Not exactly my cup of tea, but I am sure there are plenty of rich perverts out there who will pay for a service like this.

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Hmm this is gross !!

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CaptainStagnetti
United States CaptainStagnetti

why is my ad up here

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The Big Bang describes how the Universe went from a dense, hot state to a rapidly expanding state. You don't know what you're talking about.

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