That's Phucked

Signs you're having sex with an Israeli

From tonight's encounter:

1) He screams at you in Hebrew.

2) He tears your shit up like the IDF on Palestinians in the Gaza Strip.

3) The sex is so aggressive, he ends up breaking three different condoms in succession.

4) The sex is so aggressive, you end up breaking his Star of David necklace. With your teeth. Believe it when I say Judaism flew everywhere.

5) The sex is so aggressive, you feel like your reproductive organs AND your eggs are about to fall out of your birth canal.

6) He proves to you he was in the Israeli Air Force by pulling out, ripping the condom off, and somehow blasting a load of his Jew-batter onto his own face like fighter jet homing missiles. 

7) After sex, your room smells like an unhealthy combination of Giorgio Armani, latex, and cocaine. 


Save a camel; ride an Israeli. 

Comments (8) -

He comes silently so the Nazis don't realize he's hiding in the attic?


He comes silently so as to not inhale any poisonous fumes while jerking off in the "creative shower."

Wow, I'm going to hell.


Dear christ... I'm crying, I was laughing so hard   XD


Canada silverthorn

and then you found out that your wallet is missing, your car is gone and your credit card bills are phucked up!!


Damn...u have a good sex stories!

I'm Israeli too, contact me


Just try to smile for about 2-3 mins then you can get back to work


Hi there thank for give us valuable information in your blog i hope you can provide more information like this in future. Thanks friends


too much hype boSS ! Just there, considering most see u as d leading rap art in naija.. up ur game boss! Boiz dey vex lyrically for ur back!


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