From tonight's encounter:
1) He screams at you in Hebrew.
2) He tears your shit up like the IDF on Palestinians in the Gaza Strip.
3) The sex is so aggressive, he ends up breaking three different condoms in succession.
4) The sex is so aggressive, you end up breaking his Star of David necklace. With your teeth. Believe it when I say Judaism flew everywhere.
5) The sex is so aggressive, you feel like your reproductive organs AND your eggs are about to fall out of your birth canal.
6) He proves to you he was in the Israeli Air Force by pulling out, ripping the condom off, and somehow blasting a load of his Jew-batter onto his own face like fighter jet homing missiles.
7) After sex, your room smells like an unhealthy combination of Giorgio Armani, latex, and cocaine.
Save a camel; ride an Israeli.