That's Phucked

Sir, Could You Please Open Your Trunk?

Cop: What is that smell?
Driver: I just farted, beans I think.
Cop: No, smells like rotting flesh
Driver: No, pretty sure it is the beans
Cop: Sir, Could You Please Open Your Trunk?
Driver: Oh Crap...

Sir, Could You Please Open Your Trunk?

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lo;, beans?  Hey, some of my farts smell pretty bad man!


uncle bruce
United States uncle bruce

You can't transport dead bodies in a fuckin hatchback


LOL! he should have rented a truck!


United States lancecobra1

Gives new meaning to four on the floor.


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