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Smallest Penis Ever?

This picture was uploaded by one of our own readers, sg12345

It's pretty safe to say this guy won't get laid too much!

smallest penis in the world

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im mr.phucked how did you get a picture of my no-no parts?

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cut your balls off and become a girl with a big clit. or maybe its a turtle waiting for its head to come out. oh shave your balls .

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This photo helped me get over my depression and self conciousness with the oppisite sex. Thanks Mr Phucked

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billybobthablob
Oman billybobthablob

OWND!

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bwahahahaha xD man i get back from vacation (with no internet) and the first thing i see is this! awesome...and I am entirely grateful my warrior of love doesnt have a turtleneck like this guys O.o

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I see pornos and I think I could do with a few extra inches, then I see this and I think 'god I'm huge'. : )

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hahahahaha!!!!! the guy has a belly button on his ballsack

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this is my nightmare

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You dream you look down and have a small penis?

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no... that the guy i take home looks like this! haha, silly

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Daawwwww, cutest little balls ever!!

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I've never seen an "Innie" dick until now. Unfortunately, that's probably the only thing he'll be getting in.

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perhaps its inwards. It grows on the inside O.o

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Either he perhaps shoved it down there to become a female or teh great sky cat doesn't like him too much...

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Hey that's mine!  Thought I would say it before Gauntlet the Nigger said it! too bad Coon boy I beat you to it!  speaking of beating, is your dad still beating your Mom?  or is he in Prison??  Bawawawawaw!!!

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willie beamon
United States willie beamon

Ellio was raped by a black man, just like his whore of a mother

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Wow... poor guy.
He would have definitely won the Howard Stern contest.

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Oh I'm sorry Willie!  we don't have Niggers in Italy!  Only in America do you find the Great American Coon!

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wow looks a lot like this guy Joe i met back in the day haha they used to call him "my little pony"  this is just a disgrace!!!

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Awee... c'mon little guy! Don't be so shy!  Dear god, I hope he at least washes the inside of that little 'bo.

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Ey. They new pic worked! Sweet! =D

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I only have one burning desire. let me stand next to your fire?
Oh wait you have none...

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sad.
sad.

think it's all summed up to:

This photo helped me get over my depression and self conciousness with the oppisite sex. Thanks Mr Phucked

Robbie

nuf said.

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thats a photo of Beans pussy!

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Sarah Jessica Fidlin
United States Sarah Jessica Fidlin

the first comment that made me laff was
@zForsaKenx uFx [666]
lmao xD
buht yes, it does look like a belly button

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weedman Ive missed you

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Wow...he literally pisses on his balls!

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Wow...he literally pisses on his balls!

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HandsomeDevil
United States HandsomeDevil

i bet when this guy urinates he pisses on his balls xP

this is truly phucked, mr.phucked.  i feel bad for this guy...

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DoggalyWoggaly
United States DoggalyWoggaly

At least i wouldn't gag...

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The Popes Penis
Canada The Popes Penis

Hey! It's the Popes! I should know of course... This also explains why catholic priests molest little boys. The Pope had such a small penis that all he could get were little boys. Now your all educated.. CONGRATULATIONS!!!! Laughing

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this explains why my buddy said his dick wont fit in
the top of a gatorade bottle

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Gauntlets The Fighter
United States Gauntlets The Fighter

Well I won't plannin' on sayin' shit, but anyways I gots to now dat Ellio went an' delved into my personal matters not knowin' shit.

1st off, my dad died 6 years ago fallin' into a diabetic coma and he'da never outright beat my mom like ur implyin.'  He ain't/won't ur dad!  2nd off, I lost my mom 1 year ago for reasons I ain't gonna discuss publicly (nothin' phucked, just don't wanna say).  U don't know me IRL an' hide behind dat damned computer.  Would u say any of ur bullshit 2 my face?  I think not.

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I would say something to your face if needed and it wouldn't be bullshit. Lucky for you its not needed. Sorry to hear about your parents but letting Ellio get to you is weak. Thought you were made of stronger stuff like Beans is. Shit said about her is like water off a ducks back which I find to be cool.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8CaC4RMwsM

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Nigger Hater
United States Nigger Hater

Gauntlets the Nigger, you mom died due to you rapeing her like all you diseased monkey do, your the reason why we have so many STDs now, you niggers need to all die off and do the human race a favor and never come back. Burn in hell nigger!

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that guy should kill himself. sad little weewee.

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I really can't stand to see people be picked on because of the dick they were born with, he can't help it, really tells alot about your insecurities when you say shit like that...grow up you little kiddies

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HAHAHAHA dertsa is defending him so either he has one like this or he his the guy in this photo.

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Why on earth would he take a picture? I'm honestly surprised the shame hasn't killed him off yet. Looks like a little baby penis. Smile

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Wow.

Men of an adverage or slightly lacking size must feel ALOT better about their own junk.

How much worse can this guys life be?

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Say if this guy was really sweet, well built, worked out had a good income and possibly the love of your life, you take him home one night and BAM! Your 3 month old son has a bigger wang then him, would you stay with him or at least give him pity sex, girls/boys? Let me know. Smile

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Id sit and wiggle on it,  just too torture him a little.. Then again, he's probably a pre mature ejaculator.

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JonnyPinKnuckles
United Kingdom JonnyPinKnuckles

@Gauntletsblackmen Never! EVER! reveal that kind of information, the interweb will use it against you. soz but these people(including me)just dont give 2 shits about insulting the dead. word of advice: just stop responding to ellio.

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if either of you ever deicde to come back to this...
@Sarah Jessica Fidlin: Ha! I wa slistenin gto Bassnectar and a mix of tat osng came on when I was looking at this and was like PERFECT. lol
@Gauntlets: Ellio is hilarious, not cuz hes a racist prick, but becuz he thinks hes funny and he fails so much that it is funny, and yes sometimes he is funny too, lol, and you purposely typing illiterate doesnt make you look better. Just saying...

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Gauntlets The Fighter - You never heard of the saying "dont feed the trolls"

you just dished up some good old troll food

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BlondieGirl
BlondieGirl

omg 0.o haha it's kinda cute =D hahaha

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kinda cute. like BlondieGirl ;)

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WtfThatsPhucked
United States WtfThatsPhucked

awe how cute its an innie Smile

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Poor guy, at least he won't have to worry about STD's...

This still might just be extreme shrinkage... who knows.

Hang in there litle guy =)

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John Murdoch
John Murdoch

omPHg, you phucking people have not been outside your houses at all huh?

This here, is a penis, WITHOUT an erection! foreskin still there (he did NOT give up his crown and he still feels EVERYTHING when phucking someone), his thighs are a bit fat. ALL of these things cause it to look the way it does! i bet he´d surprise you if he´d get a boner!

he outta phuck ALL of you people who say "aaww how small" up your ass, see if its big enough to make you cry for mommy! you ignorant people suck so much lol its painful to see so much stupidity and intolerance concentrated so VASTLY on the internet. you pittyfull left brainers.

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JonnyPinKnuckles
United Kingdom JonnyPinKnuckles

@ John Murdoch good for you speaking out for all the needle dicks! it takes a lot balls to admit you have no penis, or balls.

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Ellio follower
Italy Ellio follower

Niggers~!

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I'd like to suck him dry.

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John Murdoch
John Murdoch

@JonnyPinKnuckles

yeah like the balls the guy has who posted this picture, or uploaded it to mr.phucked!
what i was ACTUALLY speaking "out to" btw was the patheticness of some people! where they "set the bar" judging by how big a dick is! i wasent speaking out for "needle dicks". you must have missinterpreted... how surprising. having faith in people having BRAINS or some sort of curage, especially on the "comment part" of these kind of sites is like wishing for obama to actually change something. its just not gonna happen ^^

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@John Murdoch. nice save there Daffy, allmost made us forget about you admitting you have a little Willy.
BTW no one here is judging a man by the size of his manrod, all we're doing is commenting on a picture of a little winky, we can't see who it belongs to... nor do we care. allthough I'm suspecting it might be your's.

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LMAO @ Hagrid for "Little winky"!!! Some of the people here are a bit sensitive...are you guys pissing your balls too? Awww...get over it! If I had or knew someone with one this small there is no way in hell I'd take/allow someone to take a picture...this insulting! He knows it's tiny so why are you guys mad? Atleast yours doesn't look like this...or does it? Btw @ Bill...I wouldn't touch it! What am I getting from it?

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it's like a little turtle trying to stick its head out yet someone keeps poking its head so the poor little guy is afraid Frown

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my mother always use to say : don't tease your penis it wont grow.... so i stopped teasing it and its fine.... i guess he really was touching it all the time.. he never took his hands off it Tong

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I know what this guy's going through.  I got paralyzed when I was 15 and never really went all the way through puberty, so mine is about the same size.  It does suck, but since I'm paralyzed I can't have sex anyway, so I try not to worry about it too much.  And that guy must have a ton of courage, because there is no way in hell I would ever put a picture of my dick on the internet.  

P.S. - To all of the dumbasses who keep talking about "niggers" on here, just stfu.  Trolling is funny, and you are not.  You must have been beat up by some black kids in school or something.

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Wow thats the smallest peepee ive ever seen!! its an innie! so cute tho! Smile

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Yes, this is actually overcomplicating things. In December, I did the following and it has worked fine:

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