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Some More Phucked Album Covers

"The Dude" pointed out yesterday that Dawn Of The Black Hearts actually had one of their dead band members on their covers.

 Dawn Of The Black Hearts

Here is another strange one from "MC Pooh"

MC Pooh

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THE BRAINS OF THE BAND, AND MC POOH JUST LOOKING UP A OLD FRIEND.

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The existing band members of Mayhem then distributed pieces of their former member's brain amongst themselves and other metal bands, that they thought were worthy of possessing his musical knowledge. (This is true btw)

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one of Mayhem's members supposedly keeps a dead/rotten crow in a bag which he inhales from cos he likes to breath in the stench of death?

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Ironic that he choose "pooh man" LOL wonder if he knows white people consider Niggers as the same color of shit(POOH) lol  "funny as I wanna be"
and I am told sharks won't eat Blacks because they think they are Whale shit!!!

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MAYHEM IS JUST PURE AWESOMENES. CHAINSAW GUTFUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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His music is shit, obviously.

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Pooh-Man?!?! Seriously?

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Ok the true story behind this photo is that the band members walked out of the cabin they were staying in and left the lead vocalist aptly named 'dead' (yes thats his name) alone. Upon return they discovered dead..well dead with a handwritten note left by dead which merely said, "Sorry about the mess". They decided that calling the police was overated and instead went to the 1 dollar store and got a disposible camera and took photographs and rearranged the knife and gun for 'effect'. The photograph was later stolen and this cover is the bootleg cover and was never supposed to be public.

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Yeah, that is a pretty metal cover. Their music probably blows but at least it's a hardcore picture. More death metal bands(I'm assuming that's what this band is) should use pictures like what you would find on this lovely site.

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sad people i be smokin blunts

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Gauntlets The Fighter
United States Gauntlets The Fighter

Metal... Most o' dem is sick in da head beyond saving.  I swear.

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The pieces of skull were given to Marduks guitarist, one of the darkthrone guys and the rest of Mayhem with the exception of varg. Another story is about how Euronymous made some soup with brain in it.

The norwegian black metal (sorry for the correction becky) scene is quite phucked up. members in and out of prison, fans trying to join/start cults, the church burnings, licking pigs heads on stage... and there's more :/

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the also took part of his skull and made necklaces and distributed them to some fans

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is it just me or does pooh man look like shaq

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@Gauntlets The Fighter are you like high or smthin? youre on this site and call metalheads sick? dont piss me off

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@telaras
thats exactly what i was gonna say and metal is a gift from god or possibly satan lol

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oh yea btw im listening to metallica as im typing lol

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Ooohh Seek and Destroy! -air guitar-

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I hope I'm not the only one who thinks Pooh Man looks like Shaq here.

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screwy lewy
United States screwy lewy

new metallica = gay, all metal = gay all i hear is some gay "screaming" or grunting, with no words. yeah sweet...

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Mayhem is the fucking shit

I'm listening to it right now.

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ye i forgot his name, he's a former member of the band but aka 'Dead', quite the dark character i'd say and yes he keeps a dead crow in a plastic bag then inhales it to smell death, and he buries a tshirt on the ground then leave it for weeks and then dig it up to use it for concerts to 'wear' the essence death, and for that cover, so interested about the grim reaper he shot himself in the head to 'feel' death. Rodney got the rest of it..

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screwy lewy: "new metallica = gay, all metal = gay all i hear is some gay "screaming" or grunting, with no words. yeah sweet..."


Fuck you. go listen to rap and pop you faggot. metal lyrics have more soul and meaning than any rap lyrics. not to mention the music actually takes talent and skill to play




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check out the cover of "Cesspool of Vermin"'s newest album.

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cannibal lambs
United States cannibal lambs

the lead singer of mayhem had serious pyschological problems. mayhem is fucking brutal

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*Insert Generic Name or Phrase*
United States *Insert Generic Name or Phrase*

meh, flesh wound

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"SOBZ" - DeATh InCarNaTE -
Australia "SOBZ" - DeATh InCarNaTE -

im a metal lover...but that singer is wierd man...a fucken crow..like, whats that all about? how did they get the brain out of his head anyway? like, its whole and everything, wierd shit xD

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dryklllogicman
United States dryklllogicman

RIP Dead.

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fittefittefitte
Norway fittefittefitte

The bands guitarist took the photo (and called the police after for the guy that said they didn't call the police), but it wasn't supposed to leak, dawn of the black hearts is a bootleg from colombia or something and the band actually tried to stop it from coming out (unsucessfully). the guitarist (Euronymous) took some pieces of the brain to cook it in a stew and eat it, but he never actually did it.

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girlracoon81
United States girlracoon81

The pic of the black man is not right, cause we all know that black men do not eat pussy. lol

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You mean Mayhem? Not Dawn of the Black Hearts, that was the name of their album.

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the mayhem pic was stolen, thats not one of their albums, its a compalation, the guitarist who found him was shot by the lead singer of another black metal band
mayhem are playing hellfest in france this year \M/

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