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Tennis star Davydenko fined $2,000 for 'not trying' after losing game

Nikolay Davydenko has been fined almost $2,000 for "lack-of-best-effort" in his match against Marian Cilic in the St Petersburg Open.
Davydenko was questioned by Belgian umpire Jean-Phillipe Derq during the match after the official accused him of not trying hard enough against Cilic.
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Now just imagine how this could be applied to other situations…

Wife to husband:
Honey, last nights love making session was only 20 minutes, please try harder.  Next time I want at least 30 minutes or no more blow jobs for you

Husband to wife:
"When I come home, I want my dinner on the table.  Otherwise there’s no more oral for you!"

Clinton to female assistant:
Your "dicktation" could do with improvements.  You need to practice more or you're fired!

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