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The Fisting Story

I'm not really sure how it happened.

Actually, I do know how it happened.

Surfer Guy and I were rolling on ecstasy one night and we got to talking about my kinks and fetishes list.

SG: That I was a pretty cool list, but I meant to ask... I didn't see anything on there about rimjobs... how do you feel about that?
Me: I'm down! Are you into anal play? On you, I mean?
SG: Well, sure... it's a definite erogenous zone, for sure.

Fast forward to being naked in his bedroom, with a porn DVD playing on every TV in his condo. I'm going down on him and I tell him to turn around and bend over, to which he happily obliged. I planted my face in his ass while jerking him off (also known as the rusty trombone), and I'm thinking I had my face buried in his pooper for a good twenty minutes.

We move up on the bed, and at some point or another (while I was on the phone with a friend of mine, I think), I told him to finger me.

I felt one finger.

Then two.

Then three.

And I was yapping away on the phone, I felt the airspace get a little too tight (if you know what I mean), and I asked, 'Dude, how many fingers do you have in there?'

SG: Uh. All of them.
Me: Whoa, really?
SG: Yeah. This is kind of cool. I have never had this many fingers in a girl.
Me: Sweet!

I was curious as to why he would stick his entire hand in my vagina. Then I remembered a conversation we had a few weeks prior -- something along the lines of, 'Got any lube? Let's see how many fingers you can fit in my crotch!'

I went back to yapping and at some point or another, I handed the phone off to Surfer Guy so I could continue blowing him, and then I hung up -- while going down on him.

SG: Why don't you stick a finger in there?
Me: OK!

So, in porno-fashion, I hawked a volley of saliva into his back-door canal and stuck a finger in there. Then I opened up the bottle of lube with my one good hand and drizzled a little bit on the surface.

He went absolutely fucking crazy.

In my ecstasy-crazed mind (we had taken 2.5 tabs, mind you), it seemed logical that sticking another finger in there would make him go even crazier.

So I stuck a second one in there.

'OH MY GOD, THAT'S FUCKING AMAZING!' he exclaimed.

I decided to return the fisting favor.

I stuck a third one in there.

Then a fourth.

Then my thumb.

And I rocked my arm back and forth, gently, into his brown love canal. After a few minutes...

SG: How many fingers do you have in there??
Me: ...all of them.
SG: ...shut the fuck up.
Me: I swear!

I was wrist-deep in poopy -- literally and figuratively, but not quite literally.

SG: Holy shit.
Me: HA!!
SG: I have never had that many fingers in there. Wow.
Me: Yeah. I can't say I've had this many fingers in a guy.

After a few minutes, he made me stop as it was probably becoming uncomfortable for him.

He eventually brought out a strap-on, which I donned with glee. I told him to get on his knees and bend over.

SG: No. Lay down.
Me: ...OK?

I laid down and he climbed on top of me, while improving his erection by hand. With his one good hand, he lubed his back side up... and started riding me like a cowboy. In the midst of it, I thought it would be a good idea to lift myself up off my hips. He went nuts.

A few hours later, our roll started to die down, so we smoked some of his medical marijuana. At the time, it seemed like a good idea, ignoring the actual fact that marijuana and I have never gotten along.

Within a few minutes, I was nearly brain-dead. And paranoid. With a large dildo in my hand. Next thing I know, I'm banging him in the ass with it as hard as I could, almost as if I left my keys in his ass and I was trying to pry them out. Eventually, he had me stop.

SG: Oh my God. That was fucking intense.
Me: I uh, have no recollection of the last fifteen minutes.

An hour later, he asked me if I had ever watched gay porn -- I said 'no,' causing him to pull out his laptop to sign onto a gay porn website. I watched him beat off to a porno clip of an old man ass-ramming an 18 year old boy, and fell asleep.

Ecstasy is a hell of a drug.

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ah the fond memories while rolling...

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seriously, what non-insane girl would give a guy a rusty trombone. IDIOT!!!

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Moral of the story?

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wow my first story from u & bad impression

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wow.. nice story Annik.

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im kinda grossed out

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Wow a great night ive have similar!!! i agree weed make me the same

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That's a dream night for every girl <3

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that is awesome Laughing
i love you :')

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That's fucking sick.

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thats hot

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sounds like fun

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Freakeygurl
United States Freakeygurl

ok i am obviously not a freakey one after reading all this

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looknohands
looknohands

im a straight guy and i kinda like anal. whats wrong with a finger or two?

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yh 'looknohands'
( i'm a girl )
this may be wierd to some of you but i finger my boyfriend sometimes... i dont think it even matters Lol

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I didn't follow most of that, It may have made more sense if i was stoned.

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Nice resource. rss feed added

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Interesting stuff you've got here

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simply. amazing.

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That guy has problems. I think he is so deep in the closet that he's finding christmas gifts. Being an atheist i need to now go feel dirty about something else.

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Ahh fair play.. I did love that seriously ^^
My eyes were like O_O the whole time.
Interesting ideas for sure tho ;P

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CaptainStagnetti
United States CaptainStagnetti

wow. Three years since this post was put up and no one who commented on this is still around

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wtf is wrong with people

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Fucking hilarious. Can you get any more of that e? I got a few guy friends on my 'shit list'. Mwahahahahaha!! Best night ever. >=D

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Damn that was nasty.. but i like your style down for whatever thats hard to find in a female.. assuming of course you not just writing fables.

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chibachief
United States chibachief

lol dam this bitch got some crazy ass stories ha..stories to tell your grandkids someday? lol

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Do come visit some day Smile

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this post is 7 years old xD how deep im in this page again

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