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The Gay Flight Attendant

The gay flight attendand

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.  As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.'

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.

'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'

She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.'
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, 'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch.'

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omg i would have loved to see that, awesome ^^

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this is such an epic post, much much kudos to the gay guy.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO YEAH, Sometimes Arabs can be very arrogant.

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I knew I loved gay people for a reason..

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I love the queens now! XD

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stupid...

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ROFL
i bet the look on that woman's face was priceless.

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i literally woke my whole apartment from laughing...
epic lines, epic scene, easy to imagine.
GREAT! Laughing
hahahahah

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abelnightroad
United States abelnightroad

nice

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That was a true moment of greatness for the gay community. When I read it the "wild laugh" audience sound they would use on a sitcom played in my head so I guess mission accomplished right?  

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lol that was great. hooray for gay people!

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Wow, I could actually picture that all happening.
Thanks again Mr. Phucked, and the Gay Flight Attendent.

People like you make the would an awesome place to live.

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that movie had mike myers and kate winslet or some shit right? that movie was kinda funny :/

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LMAO NO WAY
Canada LMAO NO WAY

lawl

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haha i wish i could see that

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Haha! I must meet this gay man and shake his feminine little hand. Kudos!

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Suppose it's a useful post indeed! Just bookmarked it!

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ble iphone 5 akan keluar kt msia ek? p yg lebhnya iphone 4 berbanding iphone 5?

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